Jamie Walby
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A Clio just drove past the shop, some bird haning out the window, squirting tubes of tooth paste over the cars parked down the street.
Completely covered some chinese/japanese foriegn student when they got stopped at traffic lights
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GREG 1
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Funny but harsh 
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willay
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spring break!
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gavin18787
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if i saw it id laugh
But if i was involved i would not 
Drives supercharged Tec with torque  
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--Dave--
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i would pull the bird in question through the window and onto the hard asphalt surface, the resulting impact would hopefully break a few of her bones and she would be dazed.
I would then proceed to feed the contents of said tube of toothpaste to her through her left nostril.
She would beg me for mercy
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Alex
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
i would pull the bird in question through the window and onto the hard asphalt surface, the resulting impact would hopefully break a few of her bones and she would be dazed.
I would then proceed to feed the contents of said tube of toothpaste to her through her left nostril.
She would beg me for mercy
id do similar but ruin her on the pavement whilst squirting the toothpaste up her nose 
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Tom
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I would ruin her up the nose and fill her anal cavity with toothpaste that's gotta burn
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Alex
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
I would ruin her up the nose and fill her anal cavity with toothpaste that's gotta burn
even better!! tom i love you
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Jamie Walby
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quote:
Originally posted by Alex
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
i would pull the bird in question through the window and onto the hard asphalt surface, the resulting impact would hopefully break a few of her bones and she would be dazed.
I would then proceed to feed the contents of said tube of toothpaste to her through her left nostril.
She would beg me for mercy
id do similar but ruin her on the pavement whilst squirting the toothpaste up her nose
I'd squirt her with something though I cant gaurantee it would be toothpaste
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--Dave--
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my sperm is thicker than toothpaste I tell thee
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Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by Alex
quote:
Originally posted by Tom
I would ruin her up the nose and fill her anal cavity with toothpaste that's gotta burn
even better!! tom i love you
Awww thanks, do you want me to love u I will do this for you if you want 
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Alex
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
quote:
Originally posted by Alex
quote:
Originally posted by Tom
I would ruin her up the nose and fill her anal cavity with toothpaste that's gotta burn
even better!! tom i love you
Awww thanks, do you want me to love u I will do this for you if you want
go on then! ill allow it!
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Tom
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you just wait my friend you're gonna have the freshest mintiest farts in all the land when i've finish with you, but probably a broken nose too 
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p4uls corsa
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when i was walking home i had eggs/tomatoes throw at me
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