Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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> Doc - "Hello, how can I help you?"
>
> Man - "I've got an orange willy!"
>
> Doc - "What?"
>
> Man - "My willy - it's turned orange."
>
> Doc - "Umm... I'll have to look that up. Ah, it seems it could be a
> sign of
> stress; do you suffer from stress?"
>
> Man - "Not really"
>
> Doc - "What about stress at work?"
>
> Man - "Well, I did have a nightmare job, a complete idiot for a boss, I
> worked 80 hours week for pennies and then I got the sack"
>
> Doc - "That sounds very stressful."
>
> Man - "Yeah, but my new job is great, half the hours, 3 times the
> salary
> and I feel really appreciated"
>
> Doc - "Hmm, what about your home life?"
>
> Man - "Well, my girlfriend was a complete cow, she nagged non-stop and
> put
> me down every chance she got."
>
> Doc - "That sounds stressful"
>
> Man - "Yeah, but I left her and I've never been happier."
>
> Doc - "I see, what about your social life?"
>
> Man - "Social life? I don't really have one."
>
> Doc - "Really? What do you do in your spare time?"
>
> Man - "Watch porn and eat Wotsits."
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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thats jokes almost as bad as when ur man blows his load too early 
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sukhwant
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Location: Leeds
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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PMSl @ ally 
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Jason Iles
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Location: Bristol
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quote:
Originally posted by Ally
thats jokes almost as bad as when ur man blows his load too early
I know that feeling 
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
quote:
Originally posted by Ally
thats jokes almost as bad as when ur man blows his load too early
I know that feeling
Nath wont be happy you saying that on here cheesy 
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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quote:
Originally posted by Ally
quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
quote:
Originally posted by Ally
thats jokes almost as bad as when ur man blows his load too early
I know that feeling
Nath wont be happy you saying that on here cheesy
All that doing it dry catch's up on the poor fellow
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Haimsey
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Registered: 8th May 05
Location: Nottingham Drives: Corsa B
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@ ally
Marcy Marc 
White Sport Progress Thread
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leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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