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Dione J
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   25th Aug 05 at 07:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

stupid girl at work keeps saying "i saw you drive past me this morning" I said "really thats nice" dont she get the hint!!!

Should I have to drive a different route now or wake up earlier?
Edd
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25th Aug 05 at 07:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

no drive by beeping your horn whilst waving then she should take the hint
Sam
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25th Aug 05 at 07:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Slap your cock in her face?
CCA
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25th Aug 05 at 07:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Tell her when you next drive past if she can catch up with you then you'll give her a lift, she wouldnt stay fat for long that way
Dione J
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25th Aug 05 at 07:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

err no thanks, she might like it
Dione J
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25th Aug 05 at 07:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by CCA
Tell her when you next drive past if she can catch up with you then you'll give her a lift, she wouldnt stay fat for long that way


Andrew
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25th Aug 05 at 07:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

give her a lift you sly git
Sam
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25th Aug 05 at 07:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Does she have "fat boobs" by the way?
Dione J
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25th Aug 05 at 07:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Sam
Does she have "fat boobs" by the way?


some heffer one's like what SetH likes
Rileysport
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25th Aug 05 at 07:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Next time you drive past her aim for a puddle
Sam
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25th Aug 05 at 07:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I think in that case, in an effort to get her to leave you alone, you should grab them, hopefully she'll be disgusted by your actions and leave you alone...

... or she might pounce on you and make mad passionate love to you there and then.

gianluigi
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25th Aug 05 at 07:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

give her a lift, she's bound to repay u
Charlene
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25th Aug 05 at 08:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Why not give her a lift if your going that way anyway
CCA
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25th Aug 05 at 08:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

If you give her a lift once then you'll be stuck giving her a lift every morning until either she leave, you leave or you stop driving into work
Haimsey
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25th Aug 05 at 08:08   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

give her lifts on nice days, when its pissing it down say you couldnt


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Half Pint
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25th Aug 05 at 08:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

well it's on your way to work you horrible git !

she may be a heffer but she is still a person with feelings...
Blue
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25th Aug 05 at 08:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Get pics of her and exploit her on the internet - that should work
Ally
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25th Aug 05 at 08:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Why can't you just give her a lift u nasty bastard
sunnyb
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25th Aug 05 at 08:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Half Pint
well it's on your way to work you horrible git !

she may be a heffer but she is still a person with feelings...


spot on mate.

do good to our fellow brothers and sisters
Haimsey
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25th Aug 05 at 08:24   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

yea but she will take advantage soon if your not careful, and when she does boot her out of car


Marcy Marc

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Teddy
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25th Aug 05 at 08:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Ask her for bottom love
Tom
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25th Aug 05 at 08:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Fuck that let the fat bitch walk she needs to loose weight anyway
Corsa E-Tec
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25th Aug 05 at 08:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

drop cock her
Simon
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25th Aug 05 at 08:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Edd_20
no drive by beeping your horn whilst waving then she should take the hint


she would add to your mpg big time
Carly
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25th Aug 05 at 09:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by _c_o_r_s_a_
give her lifts on nice days, when its pissing it down say you couldnt



lol at adding to your mpg

She'd end up expecting a lift everyday, i think if you see her on the way you should stop and offer her one, but dont arrange it or it'll be expected

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