drunkenfool
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Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
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but id never heard it before anyway 
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
> > >dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
> > >only one little thing bothering me... It was her beautiful younger
> > >sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
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> > >miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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> > >when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of
> > >her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when
> > >she was near anyone else. One day her "little" sister called and
> > >asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was
> > >alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings
> > >and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she
> > >wanted to make love to me! Just once before I got married and
> > >committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and
> > >couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom,
> > >and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
> > >I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
> > >When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them
> down
> > >the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
> > >beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed
> > >straight towards my car.
> > >Low and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
> > >clapping!
> > >With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are
> > >very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for
> > >better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
> > >
> > >
> > >And the moral of this story is:
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> > >
> > >Always keep your condoms in your car
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sunnyb
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Registered: 21st Oct 03
Location: Kent, near Bluewater
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could see that coming but funny tho!
[Edited on 23-08-2005 by sunnyb]
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Scotty_B
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Registered: 11th Jun 03
Location: East Kilbride
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Fuck me Jesus is younger than that joke.
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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quote:
Originally posted by CorSRi_BT
Fuck me Jesus is younger than that joke.
ROFLAO
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Bart
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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It was so old I had forgotten i'd heard it before 
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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last time i heard it the younger sister hadn't even been born, its was her mum that tempted him 
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SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
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3CM same mate the one i heard a while back was the mum not the younger sister
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stubbsy05
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