leeshez
Member
Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
User status: Offline
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I think this is a repost but hey
My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has
> fungus growing in it.
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> He has this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't
> take it anymore.
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> It's the dogsmess that I find hard to swallow.
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> I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my
> knob off.
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> I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put
> his foot in the hole in his back passage.
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> And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my
> fence.
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> I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof.
> I think it was a bad wind the other night that blew them off.
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> My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?
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> I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.
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> Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped
> and fell on it yesterday and now she's pregnant.
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> I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
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> 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are plain
> filthy.
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> I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.
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> The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is
> cleared.
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> Will you please send a man to look at my water,it is a funny colourand
> not fit to drink.
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> Our lavatory has broken in half and is now in three pieces.
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> I want to complain about the farmer across the road, every morning at
> 6am his c*ck wakes me up and it's now getting tomuch for me.
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> The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is
> unsightly and dangerous.
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> Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third
> so please send someone round to do something about it.
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> I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do
> something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.
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> Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my
> wife.
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> I have had a clerk of works down on the floor six times but I still
> have no satisfaction.
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> This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't
> get SABC2.
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