leeshez
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>> > On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a
petrol
>> station
>> > in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
>> > The pump attendant obviously knows nothing what-so-ever about
golf,
>> greeting
>> > him, completely unaware of the identity of the golfing pro.
>> > "Top of the mornin' to yer, sir," says the attendant.
>> > Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the
nozzle.
>> > As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the
ground.
>> > "What are those?" asks the attendant.
>> > "They're called tees," replies Tiger.
>> > "Well, what on the good earth are they for?" inquires the
Irishman.
>> > "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving," says Tiger.
>> > "Feckin Jaysus," says the Irishman, "BMW tinks of everything!"
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Welsh Dan
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Did anyone see that bit about the ship sinking yesterday? Think it was called the Titanic.
Oh fuck. Its not 1912.
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quote:
Originally posted by leeshez on 13-02-1999 at 16:13
>> > On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a
petrol
>> station
>> > in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
>> > The pump attendant obviously knows nothing what-so-ever about
golf,
>> greeting
>> > him, completely unaware of the identity of the golfing pro.
>> > "Top of the mornin' to yer, sir," says the attendant.
>> > Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the
nozzle.
>> > As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the
ground.
>> > "What are those?" asks the attendant.
>> > "They're called tees," replies Tiger.
>> > "Well, what on the good earth are they for?" inquires the
Irishman.
>> > "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving," says Tiger.
>> > "Feckin Jaysus," says the Irishman, "BMW tinks of everything!"
>> >
>> >
>> >
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Haimsey
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Marcy Marc 
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