--Dave--
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Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
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whats your excuse?
Need to ring in tomorrow 
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ed
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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I used to get me mum to ring in for me 
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SetH
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its people like you that cost the industry billions a year FFS 
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Alex
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Registered: 9th Feb 03
Location: Nottingham
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i did it tuesday, cough a bit whilst talking, and talk slower in a deeer pitch voice, and say your head feels all bunged up and you cant thing properly 
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Jamie Walby
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Registered: 15th Nov 04
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Tell them you have the shits.......thats always the best excuse by far. Especially if you only need one day off......
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--Dave--
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Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
its people like you that cost the industry billions a year FFS
FFS SMB SetH. I'm off to New Forest for the weekend and just found out we need to leave early tomorrow instead of tomorrow night.
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Jamie Walby
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
quote:
Originally posted by SetH
its people like you that cost the industry billions a year FFS
FFS SMB SetH. I'm off to New Forest for the weekend and just found out we need to leave early tomorrow instead of tomorrow night.
COME AND SEE ME IN BOURNEMOUTH
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SetH
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I wish to fuck ur ass whilst i gag you, so that you choke and your rinpiece contracts in spasms.
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--Dave--
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Registered: 17th Feb 04
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quote:
Originally posted by Alex
i did it tuesday, cough a bit whilst talking, and talk slower in a deeer pitch voice, and say your head feels all bunged up and you cant thing properly
 might ring as soon as i wake up, really groggy then anyway
$hits? don't really want that getting round the office
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--Dave--
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
I wish to fuck ur ass whilst i gag you, so that you choke and your rinpiece contracts in spasms.
correct term is 'Goosing'
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Blue
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Registered: 24th Feb 03
Location: Sideways
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Just ring them from in the bathroom so it echos and say you've got the shits.
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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tell your boss hes a cunt and dont go in next week either
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--Dave--
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Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
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quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey
tell your boss hes a cunt and dont go in next week either
how would i finance my new car then? 
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Alex
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Registered: 9th Feb 03
Location: Nottingham
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
quote:
Originally posted by Alex
i did it tuesday, cough a bit whilst talking, and talk slower in a deeer pitch voice, and say your head feels all bunged up and you cant thing properly
might ring as soon as i wake up, really groggy then anyway
$hits? don't really want that getting round the office
yep i rang at 9 5 and had been out the night before
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SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
Location: Up in the clouds
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Hiya boss.. sorry but i wont be able to make it in this morning, i have terrible pins and needles in my legs and it hurts when i walk.. really sorry boss but its unbareable
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Cybermonkey
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Location: Sydney, Australia
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey
tell your boss hes a cunt and dont go in next week either
how would i finance my new car then?
why the fuck you asking me david
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--Dave--
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Registered: 17th Feb 04
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
Hiya boss.. sorry but i wont be able to make it in this morning, i have terrible pins and needles in my legs and it hurts when i walk.. really sorry boss but its unbareable
does you boss think you're a pussy by any chance?
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--Dave--
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Registered: 17th Feb 04
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quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey
tell your boss hes a cunt and dont go in next week either
how would i finance my new car then?
why the fuck you asking me david
you suggested i stick my job
I need you to give me contingency plans
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Jamie Walby
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Dave - Hi its Dave, Sorry but I cant come in today.
Boss - Why not?
Dave - I was having a woop yesterday and i got my timing terribly wrong......I now have a sphincta the size of a man hole cover and my cock is oozing orange puss!
Boss - ergh.............take as much time off as you need
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--Dave--
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Registered: 17th Feb 04
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ROFL
I might go for a woop tonight 
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey
tell your boss hes a cunt and dont go in next week either
how would i finance my new car then?
why the fuck you asking me david
you suggested i stick my job
I need you to give me contingency plans
ok ok, just tell your boss that a close family member died in their sleep last night, after listening to you having a tommy tank
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Brett
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Registered: 16th Dec 02
Location: Manchester
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Drive to motorway..pull over on hard shoulder. Get out and call in, tell them you car has broken down, etc etc.
They won't be able to hear you hardly but this will add to the effect.
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ed
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
Hiya boss.. sorry but i wont be able to make it in this morning, i have terrible pins and needles in my legs and it hurts when i walk.. really sorry boss but its unbareable
does you boss think you're a pussy by any chance?
There is no 'think' in it. Steve is a big teddy bear
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ed
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You could phone in and say you have an STD 
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SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
Location: Up in the clouds
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PMSL nice one Jamie
and Dave.. FUCK YOU BUDDY... i aint no pussy bitch.. you lil hairy bitch
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