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Skinz
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Driving to work this morning in the old polo 1 litre. Cruising down westside pershore, approaching a crossroads at 100 kph, applied the brembos and crossdrilled disks that I fabricated the night before with my old mans black and decker.

Sitting at the lights patiently, when an audience of 5+ oap's came over to see my ride! Was giving them the eye, when I had heard the distinctive sound of the big bore four echoeing off the buildings.

I glanced left to see mikey "hammerhead" smith pull up next to me! Drat he had the clear indicator conversion, I had to pull something special off to beat him now.

I rev my engine whilst pretend to kiss him to the rythm of my revs. He looked at me, his tightly curled upper lip bristling with a spikey moustache. My ego was on fire, when..oh bugger, the car had stalled.

i reached down to fiddle with the progressive boost controller, but only managed to find the manual choke. I pulled that out anyway, and gee whizz, the car starts.

I was back on form. The gathering of OAPs seemed to be increasing, they seem to be waving there sticks and shouting something. I cant make out what there saying, but they're probably betting for slips..or there weekly pension I cant decide.

I feel my forehead getting hotter so I wipe it with the window demister.

The lights go orange, i see "hammerhead" go for his gears. I rev my car to 10,000+ rpm and drop the clutch, I felt satisfied as the wheels made a screech, I knew I performed a decent take off.

15 seconds into the race and id reached 30, hit second, but something awful happens, the momo gearknob id bought from halfords has slipped off in me hand, im stuck in second and mikey burns off.

..Next time il get him



[Edited on 18-08-2005 by Skinz]
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fuck off steve
Skinz
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it appears you have my name wrong, if you want to speak with steve il go get him ?
Nic Barnes
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have you got him yet borris?
K2 GTi
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LOL!!! Posts like this make me laugh!
Nic Barnes
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i once raced a bloke with a zimaframe across a zebra crossing. i beat him, he is still going. got about 3 foot to go. the road has been closed for 2 years waiting for him to cross
trisha corsa gsi
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lmao sorry but im actually crying with laughter
K2 GTi
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oh god not you again
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hehe
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K2 GTi
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quote:
Originally posted by trisha corsa gsi
hehe



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quote:
Originally posted by Skinz
Driving to work this morning in the old polo 1 litre. Cruising down westside pershore, approaching a crossroads at 30 kph, threw out the anchor that I fabricated the night before with my old gran.

Sitting at the lights patiently, when an audience of 5+ oap's came over to laugh at my ride! Was giving them the eye, hoping they would stop laughing, when I had heard the distinctive sound of a lawn mower echoeing off the buildings.

I glanced left to see a scooter pull up next to me! I had to pull something special off to beat him.

I rev my engine whilst pretend to kiss my gran. He looked at me, and also began to laugh. My dick was on fire, when..oh bugger, the car had stalled.

i reached down to fiddle with my manhood, but never managed to find it. I pulled that out anyway, and gee whizz, the car falls apart.

I was back on form. The gathering of OAPs seemed to be increasing, they seem to be waving there sticks and shouting something. I cant make out why they are laughing so much, probably because i stalled

I feel my forehead getting hotter so I wipe it with the window demister.

The lights go orange, i see the scooter geezer go for a big mac, while i was thinking about how much to write on the forum. I rev my car to 10,000+ rpm and drop the clutch, I felt satisfied as i neva stalled, I knew I impressed the oap's. im so proud.

15 seconds into the race and id reached 30, hit second, but something awful happens, the momo gearknob id bought from halfords has slipped off in me hand, im stuck in second and successfully lose.

..Next time i will not race because i know for certain i will lose


[Edited on 18-08-2005 by Skinz]


[Edited on 18-08-2005 by _c_o_r_s_a_]


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trisha corsa gsi
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dear me
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K2 GTi
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lol
Skinz
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stfu stop hijacking my thread
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Good story
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fpmsl!!!
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off day.
Graham
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^ditto

that and 3CM made these funny
K2 GTi
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I think we need a part 2 of 3CM's and this one makes a good read
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3CM wannabe
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i am 3corsameal
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'.......something awful happens, the momo gearknob id bought from halfords has slipped off in me hand, im stuck in second and mikey burns off'

PMSL
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