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TNM
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16th Aug 05 at 15:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman?
You can drop her off anywhere.

What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.

What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with?
Whatever she wants. He's sleeping.

Where does virgin wool come from?
Ugly sheep.

What does the bride of a Polish man get that's long and hard on her wedding night?
His last name.

What's the down side to a threesome?
You'll likely disappoint two women instead of just one.

What's the similarity between a tornado and an Alabama divorce?
Somebody's gonna' lose a trailer...
--Dave--
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16th Aug 05 at 15:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
in the words of yourself timmy

fcuking OLD

 
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