CCA
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The bloke that sits next to me at work is really p*ssing me off lately, everything he does annoys me.
Every morning when he comes into work before he sits down at his desk he'll pull his underwear out of his arse, he has the most annoying voice ever and has a sort of half lisp, he tries to make conversation but i cant be bothered anymore because as soon as he speaks i want to hit him, he always looks at my computer screens to see what im doing, the leist just goes on and on.
Rant over 
Does anyone else have someone like this at work?
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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My manager is a gimp! Also everyone else in the company except me
Morning Kerry, good weekend? 
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TNM
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lol i think every ones boss is like this 
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CCA
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The only good person that was on my floor left on friday so its gonna be boooooooooooring from now on 
No i didnt have a good weekend, did you?
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Edd
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Registered: 8th Nov 04
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i have a person sitting next to me who has mental problems, i win
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Carly
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It really annoys me when people come in my office and look at my computers, the nosey fuckers, and its even more annoying when im on the phone and they just come in and start talking to me, its so rude!!! i just ignore people now, i cant be arsed to be polite 
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Pablo
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Yes I had a good weekend thanks, what up with urs?
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Adam-D
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fuck off you annoying twat
job, done.
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Tom
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Nah i'm lucky mostly sound 
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Craig W
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The person(s) sitting next to me at work for the last 6 weeks have been charged with murder
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Edd
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but have they been found guilty?
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Craig W
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quote:
Originally posted by Edd_20
but have they been found guilty?
The trial will be over in the next couple of weeks.
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Edd
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quote:
Originally posted by Craig W
quote:
Originally posted by Edd_20
but have they been found guilty?
The trial will be over in the next couple of weeks.
do not upset this person
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CCA
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quote:
Originally posted by Pablo
Yes I had a good weekend thanks, what up with urs?
It was just really not good, partly from what we've spoken about last week.
Also Craig sorry i didnt reply to you on saturday, caught me at a bad time
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Pablo
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d'oh
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CCA
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ARGHHHHH he is so annoying 
He just walked back to his desk, pulled his underwear out of his arse, turned his radio on and started singing totally out of tune and waving his arms around like he's out clubbing and the song is the Stereophonics-Handbags and the Gladrags
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Edd
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put a tack on his chair the next time he gets up
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Craig W
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When you walk past him pretend to stumble and give him a sly (but firm) kidney jab.
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Adam-D
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just do like that vid on the net
walk up behind him with a big fook off book and twat him
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CCA
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I would but i cant actually hit him round the head or body for medical reasons so that rules that out.
Its mainly the fact that he pulls his underwear out of his arse about 15 times a day and the fact that he actually works here
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Adam-D
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rub vaseline on the monitor
glue his mouse buttons down
disconect the keyboard
loosen the screws on his chair
piss in his drink
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Edd
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report him for sexual harassment
[Edited on 15-08-2005 by Edd_20]
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CCA
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quote:
Originally posted by Edd_20
report him for sexual harassment
[Edited on 15-08-2005 by Edd_20]
Yeah right, he doesnt even know what a clit is i doubt they'd believe that
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3CorsaMeal
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quote:
Originally posted by CCA
The bloke that sits next to me at work is really p*ssing me off lately, everything he does annoys me.
Every morning when he comes into work before he sits down at his desk he'll pull his underwear out of his arse, he has the most annoying voice ever and has a sort of half lisp, he tries to make conversation but i cant be bothered anymore because as soon as he speaks i want to hit him, he always looks at my computer screens to see what im doing, the leist just goes on and on.
Rant over
Does anyone else have someone like this at work?
i certainly do, everything he does and says annoys me,
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
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Shoot him in the face.
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