stuartmitchell
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A man goes into a sex shop to buy an inflatable doll.
"Would you like male or female?" asks the assistant.
"Female, please."
"Would you like Black, or White?"
"Black, please"
"Would you like a Christian or Muslim?"
This question confused the man. "What has
religion got to do with it? he asks.
"Well," explained the assistant,
"The Muslim one blows itself up..."
dont ban me please Ian 
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RS6
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PMSL 
quality!!!!!!!!!
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Steve
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3cm got banned for one of these type of jokes
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Brett
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quote:
Originally posted by Corsa_Sam
3cm got banned for one of these type of jokes
the smarties one
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luisa
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delete it quick
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Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
quote:
Originally posted by Corsa_Sam
3cm got banned for one of these type of jokes
the smarties one
that was funny
but wasnt that because he used racial slang instead of the correct name? 
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p4uls corsa
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reeepost
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Simon
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quote:
Originally posted by stuartmitchell
A man goes into a sex shop to buy an inflatable doll.
"Would you like male or female?" asks the assistant.
"Female, please."
"Would you like Black, or White?"
"Black, please"
"Would you like a Christian or Muslim?"
This question confused the man. "What has
religion got to do with it? he asks.
"Well," explained the assistant,
"The Muslim one blows itself up..."
dont ban me please Ian
im just quoting u incase u edit 
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Martyn
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Jamescorsa97
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LMAO CLASS!!!
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boyracer2002
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PMSL thats quality
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mwg
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Thats funny but you'll probably get banned for it!
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stuartmitchell
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bye 
edited to say its not really racist or derogitory (sp) in any way, i think
[Edited on 09-08-2005 by stuartmitchell]
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Haimsey
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goodbye from AOL
i thought about posting one i heard but i dont wanna get banned for it 
[Edited on 09-08-2005 by _c_o_r_s_a_]
Marcy Marc
White Sport Progress Thread
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Haimsey
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quote:
Originally posted by p4uls corsa
reeepost
who posted it before then, surely they should be banned then
Marcy Marc
White Sport Progress Thread
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stuartmitchell
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mine isn't really slanderous though
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Mistamist
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what was the smarties joke, someone u2u me it as i wasnt here when it was posted.
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Kathryn W
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Nath
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PMSL!!!!
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Twiggy
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fpmasl!!!!
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