SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
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Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he
hears a knock at the door.
When he comes to it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a
clipboard and yelling, "You sign, You sign!" Behind him is an enormous
truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing there in complete
amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder, "You sign, You
sign!"
Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man", and shuts
the door in his face.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the
little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts his
clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign, You sign!" Mr Mandela
is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Chinese man
back, shouting: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man! I don't want
them!" Then he slams the door in his face again.
The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears
a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same little
Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, "You sign, You
sign!"
Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts. This time Nelson
loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by his shirt front
and yells at him, "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must
have the wrong man! Who do you want to give these to?"
The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard and
says:
(Get your best Chinese accent ready.............)
"You not Nissan Main Dealer?"
*IM VERY SORRY*
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Brett
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you've hit a low point in your life haven't you? 
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Alex
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i laughed 
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Jason Iles
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RACIST 
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mwg
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I laughed
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Butler
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couldnt you have just said nissan main dealer sounds like nelson mandela in a chinese accent?
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SteveW
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yeah i could have said that, but its not as fun 
god im bored
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Alex
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steve you need msn at work then we can play solitaire and minesweeper and stuff!
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Skipz
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Registered: 23rd Aug 03
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thats is shite
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the 6ft dream
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Registered: 25th Feb 05
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I like it, just mailed it 2 my dad @work 
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SteveW
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well even if it brings the smallest smile to yuor face.. my work on this green green earth is complete...
now i can go back to my home plant and be amung other giants
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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FPMSL!!!!
^^ this book is more humorous
[Edited on 05-08-2005 by CorsAsh]
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Half Pint
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leeshez
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I heard that when i was 18 now im 32.
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CCA
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Registered: 6th Dec 04
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That was posted the other day.
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Jambo
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I think its quite funny
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