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Brett
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What would you do if there was this mint bird in the office that always passed by. I mean amazingly attractive, everything you'd look for look-wise,
but she always came accross as really shy.

So, one say you pluck up the courage to speak to her and she is ace, great personality and she agrees to go out with you

Then you meet her and she's wearing a short top and she has a hand like this...



Now you realise why she always wears a suit jacket and has her hand in her pocket.

What would you do?
Rileysport
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ask for a hand job of course
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kinda like my post about the retard girl
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tell her to go fuck herself
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get pissed and fuck her
langey
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is this a true story
Jason Iles
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I would nob the shit out of her DRY
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get in her pink clam, do it hard, nail her, screw her stupid... you won't be looking at her hand will ya
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Well, it was just a hypothetical thing.

There is a mint bird in my office with a fucked up hand, but i'm not after a bit i've got a g/f and daughter
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You could get her to give you a hand job with it then it will look like you've got a bick c0ck!
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Fark that just get married and start a football team
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quote:
Originally posted by AndyCorsa
You could get her to give you a hand job with it then it will look like you've got a bick c0ck!


ROFLAO

Still PMSL
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quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
Well, it was just a hypothetical thing.

There is a mint bird in my office with a fucked up hand, but i'm not after a bit i've got a g/f and daughter


lol so it is a true story.

i'd ask for pics, but i think the members of corsasport would take the micky out of her and that wouldnt be nice poor hand
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the more i think of it the more that pic makes me laugh dunno why its his facial expression
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Take my strong hand child!
Brett
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someone shop some mint birds head onto that body
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My mate once pulled this bird in the club who only had one arm

He didn't bone her though and still to this day we wonder whether she would have been able to do it doggy
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i'd get her to point at stuff so i could laugh and make her have to hide it really quickly, then spend the rest of the afternoon convincing her i wasn't laughing at her hand
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quote:
Originally posted by Blue
My mate once pulled this bird in the club who only had one arm

He didn't bone her though and still to this day we wonder whether she would have been able to do it doggy


did she have a stump?

What if she had a fetish for you to chew on her stump whilst shagging her?
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LMAO

id do her hard and wrong

ive got a fascination with fucking a girl with no limbs at all
i would spin her round on my coc and piledrive her something stupid and she would have no arms or legs to puch me off fucking sweet
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quote:
Originally posted by Demo
LMAO

id do her hard and wrong

ive got a fascination with fucking a girl with no limbs at all
i would spin her round on my coc and piledrive her something stupid and she would have no arms or legs to puch me off fucking sweet


that's the stuff
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fuck yeah
Brett
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You could just put her in the cupboard when your done
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Haha amputee porn is wrong

But readily available

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