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Alex
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2nd Aug 05 at 09:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
she started here the other week, reminds me a bit of herr lipp off league of gentlemen.

trouble is that i keep on saying "all ist klar" when she is about!

i dont think she is finding it funny anymore
dna23
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2nd Aug 05 at 09:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ask her where her papers are
_Allan_
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2nd Aug 05 at 09:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
do not mention ze war
TNM
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2nd Aug 05 at 09:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
take pics of you doing her dry!
Tom
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2nd Aug 05 at 09:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Go up to her and say:

Ich werde Sie fühlen meinen Ballsack werden
Jamie Walby
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quote:
Originally posted by TNM
take pics of you doing her dry!


I agree
Alex
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2nd Aug 05 at 10:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
would you really want to do someone dry who looks like herr lipp?

im tempted to wave to her accross the office, arm outstretched waving my hand
Ojc
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Ask her what it was like to be part of the Hitler Juden, also ask her what it was like during the break out on the 2nd May 45, trying to cross the Weidammer Bridge in Berlin with the last remaining Tiger Tank giving her cover to cross.

Ask her what destroyed the Tiger and where the Quadruple 20mm Flak gun came from.

Could you see the Russians on the other side of the Spey River, was there still fighting going on in the Reichstag when the breakout happened?
Carr
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Ask her what it was like to be part of the Hitler Juden, also ask her what it was like during the break out on the 2nd May 45, trying to cross the Weidammer Bridge in Berlin with the last remaining Tiger Tank giving her cover to cross.

Ask her what destroyed the Tiger and where the Quadruple 20mm Flak gun came from.

Could you see the Russians on the other side of the Spey River, was there still fighting going on in the Reichstag when the breakout happened?


Ojc
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I'm serious
Carr
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I was just laughing at your sheer attention to detail
Alex
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2nd Aug 05 at 10:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lol if i ask her that she might just look blank at me, shes only about 21ish!

oli have you read all that little book yet? i keep forgetting to ask you!
Ojc
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Not yet, I am reading Gazza's autobiography at the moment.
CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Not yet, I am reading Gazza's autobiography at the moment.


Gazza - Hitler, both so similar, but with different facial hair.

Alex - the German girl, say this - "Du must nicht in meiner arshelock kratzen" followed by "Alas hatz einer ender, nur ein wurst hatz fei"

She'll want to ride you like a stuffed pig after that.

[Edited on 02-08-2005 by CorsAsh]
Demo
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2nd Aug 05 at 11:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Alex
trouble is that i keep on saying "all ist klar" when she is about!


all ist klar FPMSL

 
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