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Patrick
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1st Aug 05 at 09:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

What ways of sucking up to the gf have you used in the past that have worked very well?

The usual £20 bunch of flowers didn't work this time..
Half Pint
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1st Aug 05 at 09:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

£50 bunch of flowers
A Meal

A simple "sorry" ! .....

What did you do ??
CorsAsh
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1st Aug 05 at 09:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

You have to catch them off guard. Turn up out of the blue and drag her out for a posh meal, or alternatively with tickets for a romantic weekend in Paris. Depends how serious you are.
Half Pint
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1st Aug 05 at 09:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

just bum her and tell her to STFU !
Thoday
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1st Aug 05 at 09:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Depends what you have done
Patrick
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1st Aug 05 at 09:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

She's pregnant so was at home, I went out with the lads without telling her and switched my phone off.

She's not talking to me..
Thoday
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1st Aug 05 at 09:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

well basically you are fucked

I would not lie or bullshit her just build up her trust again..

u could of been up to anything
Skinz
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1st Aug 05 at 09:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

vids?
Patrick
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1st Aug 05 at 09:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

To make it worse, I was going to tell her I went for a couple of frames of snooker but her brother saw me in the club we were in.

I feel guilty now, but really needed a good night out.
Half Pint
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1st Aug 05 at 09:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

How many kids do you want........

Don't be silly wrap your willy

well as i said before just tell her the truth !
Andrew
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1st Aug 05 at 09:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Flowers, chocolates and buy something for the baby. Well that's probably what i would do.

And don’t forget to apologise!
Patrick
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1st Aug 05 at 09:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Half Pint
How many kids do you want........

Don't be silly wrap your willy

well as i said before just tell her the truth !


I've always wanted 3, so am only 5 months away from that.



I suspect she will get over it. I'll just have to come up with a plan.
Half Pint
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1st Aug 05 at 09:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



Baby Factory !
CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by Patrick
quote:
Originally posted by Half Pint
How many kids do you want........

Don't be silly wrap your willy

well as i said before just tell her the truth !


I've always wanted 3, so am only 5 months away from that.



I suspect she will get over it. I'll just have to come up with a plan.


Apologise for going out, tell her that to make up for it you want to go through the feeling of childbirth with her, and let her put a watermelon up your ass.

Tom
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1st Aug 05 at 09:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

That's well harsh you nasty nasty person buy her some shit and then just do some serious making cups of tea etc
Half Pint
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1st Aug 05 at 10:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

just don't buy clothes as they won't fit her for long
TNM
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1st Aug 05 at 10:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

do her dry
Ally
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decorate the nursery if it hasnt already been done, buy her baby clothes/bits and bobs

take her out for a surprise meal, and then to a posh hotel with roses scattered over the bed
Jason Iles
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1st Aug 05 at 10:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Smack her in the face with your flacid penis, tell her your a grown man and can do what you want.

Then ring your parents and tell them thier Son is coming home to live again for a while

[Edited on 01-08-2005 by Jason Iles]
Cybermonkey
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1st Aug 05 at 10:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

^ FLMAO
Carl
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Cook her a nice meal at home, maybe run her a bath with the candles out etc. Tell her how ecited you are about the new baby etc etc
TNM
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to be honest i think jase is right.

What am i saying! The stiffler is always right
Jason Iles
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quote:
Originally posted by CrazyCarlo
Cook her a nice meal at home, maybe run her a bath with the candles out etc. Tell her how ecited you are about the new baby etc etc


What are you talking about, he went out for a night on the piss

He didn't go round a member of her familys house and piss on the kids

[Edited on 01-08-2005 by Jason Iles]
Carl
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1st Aug 05 at 10:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

soppy shit works for any occasion
Ally
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1st Aug 05 at 10:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

perhaps explain that u needed a night out with the lads, apologise for not telling her and do the housework and cook her dinner

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