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Adam_B
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At work we have this kind of employe of the month thing, goes off sales, timekeeping, how good you are with customers etc. Theres no cash bonus but its usually something decent, this month was a bottle of Jack Daniels, which i quite like so i tryed really hard and won it today.

Just on my way out of work and i stumbled in the carpark and the bottle slipped out of my hand and smashed Never won anything in my life before, now im really pissed off
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31st Jul 05 at 16:33   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
its times like this when you wish you had bernards watch

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Adam_B
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and theres now some prick at the back of my house riding around the field on a really loud motorbike, im going to vent my anger and smash his face in with something blunt and heavy
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adam i got a big bottle of jack d, come round for a few

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quote:
Originally posted by _c_o_r_s_a_
its times like this when you wish you had bernards watch

Yup.

Why not ask at work if they can get you another bottle for a prize as you've never won anything before.

Or just win it again next month and request that as a prize
Adam_B
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next month is a crappy DVD player
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i feel for you man
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Shouldnt be such a dopey cunt IMHO
Rob B
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quote:
Originally posted by _c_o_r_s_a_
its times like this when you wish you had bernards watch


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Aww bless ya
Antz
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we should all come together and replace thie said bottle of JD... I was welling up just reading this!... the thought of JD all over a car park makes me upset!
Adam-D
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did anyone see you drop it thou, cus that would have been bad

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quote:
Originally posted by Adam_B
and theres now some prick at the back of my house riding around the field on a really loud motorbike, im going to vent my anger and smash his face in with something blunt and heavy


how about a sharp empty, bottle of jd?

thats real shit though dropping it in the car park
willay
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Adam_B
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quote:
Originally posted by _c_o_r_s_a_
did anyone see you drop it thou, cus that would have been bad


evrybody at work saw it, it was like slow motion

Thanks willay
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just relax and masturbate should help relieve the stress
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quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
just relax and masturbate should help relieve the stress


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Originally posted by willay
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quote:
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just relax and masturbate should help relieve the stress


Im liking your idea a lot. Might go have a go now, do not disturb me for approx 35 seconds. Thanks
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quote:
Originally posted by willay




BRILLIANT !!!!

that really made me laugh good man!!!
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