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Jason Iles

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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
User status: Offline

29th Jul 05 at 08:54

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.
Unbeknownst to her, her 9-year-old son was hiding in the closet.

Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The
boy now has company.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250.00"

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are
in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750.00"
Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go
outside and toss the baseball." The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." The
father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says, "$1,000."

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That
is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and
make you confess."

They go to church and the father alerts the priest, and makes the little boy
sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that crap
again."

Pablo

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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
User status: Offline

29th Jul 05 at 08:55