Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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> How To Shower Like a Woman
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> Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according
> to lights and darks.
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> Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
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> If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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> Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
> more sit- ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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> Get in the shower.
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> Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and
> pumice stone.
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> Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
> vitamins.
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> Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
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> Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
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> Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until
> red.
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> Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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> Rinse conditioner off hair.
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> Shave armpits and legs.
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> Turn off shower.
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> Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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> Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner.
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> Get out of shower.
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> Dry with towel the size of a small country.
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> Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
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> Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
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> If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
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> How To Shower Like a Man
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> Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them
> in a pile.
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> Walk naked to the bathroom.
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> If you see wife along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo'
> sound.
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> Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
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> Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.
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> Get in the shower.
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> Wash your face.
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> Wash your armpits.
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> Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
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> either belch and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
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> Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
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> Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.
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> Wash your hair.
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> Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
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> Wee.
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> Rinse off and get out of shower.
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> Partially dry off.
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> Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath.
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> Admire willy size in mirror again.
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> Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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> Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
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> If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the
> 'woo-woo' sound again.
>
> Throw wet towel on bed.
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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reeeeeeeeeepost 
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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True though 
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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yes ... very
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luisa
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Registered: 11th Feb 05
Location: Bedfordshire
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true: i do this!! > Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until
> red.
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> Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
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> Rinse conditioner off hair.
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> Shave armpits and legs.
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> Turn off shower.
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> Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
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willay
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Organiser: South East, National Events
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Registered: 10th Nov 02
Location: Roydon, Essex
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quote:
If you see wife along the way, shake willy at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
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TNM
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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
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quote:
Originally posted by luisa
true: i do this!! >
>
> Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
We have shower sprays in all of our bathrooms. Just spray it on and when it drys the tiles and stuff are all sparkling!
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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I ALWAYS do the woo woo thing  
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