Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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> >Paddy's doing well on "Who wants to be a Millionaire" He's got £500,000.
> >Chris Tarrant asks him the big question for 1million quid.
> >
> >"Paddy, for £1million, who was the great train robber"? "Was it,
> >
> >A, Ronnie Barker...
> >B, Ronnie O'Sullivan...
> >C, Ronnie Corbett
> >Or ... was it D, Ronnie Biggs"???
> >
> >Paddy say's..."Oi'll take de money please Chris"
> >
> >Chris reminds him that he still has his 3 life lines left.
> >
> >Paddy again say's, "Nope, Oi'll take de money please Chris"
> >
> >"You don't want to phone a friend" says Chris.
> >
> >"No t'anks, Oi'll take de money - foinal answer".
> >
> >"OK" says Chris, looking bemused "give him a round of applause ladies and
> >gentlemen, Paddy goes away with £500,000. However before you go, you'll
> >obviously want to know what the answer was Paddy?"
> >
> >Paddy said "No, yer alroight, Oi knew de answer anyway, t'anks Chris"
> >
> >"You knew it anyway! .... are you mad!!!" asks Chris. "Are you mental?"
> >
> >Paddy says, "Oi moight be mental Chris .... but Oi'm no feckin grass!".
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