willay
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Hia,
Anyone had a nut bar of a girlfriend before? any fun stories of what them crazy bitches got up to? Then tell Off Day and be a leg-end for a day 
My first serious girlfriend was pretty normal till a certain point, we had been going out for ages (probably near/over 2 years, cant remember) and things were okay ish. At this point of the relationship she had moved closer to where I lived by studying at Hertfordshire Uni.
ANYWAY what happened was one evening we were having a playful pillow fight for some stupid reason and a zipper caught her lip. She saw red and jumped ontop of me pinning down my arms and laid into me a few times.
All I can do was block my face then push the big fat maccum bitch off my chest and tell her to GTF. Thinking back to it I should of given her a black eye or something.
Within 20 minutes I was out the door dumping her ass 
[Edited on 15-07-2005 by willay]
[Edited on 22-03-2007 by willay]
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Ally
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could this apply to ex boyfriends as well?
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willay
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sure, share!
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Dom
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hahahaha class to be fair though, if she was laying into you she must have been a bit of a butch lass 
though ive never had any real psycho lass's - closest it gets is my ex flipping out, because i gave her a cheeky pinch on her backside 
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Ally
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I had one that used to follow me, and he used to think that i didnt know he was following me.
If i told him i was meeting up with mates in town, he would go to town and look for me, then follow us around when he found me
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Brett
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I was goin out with this girl for two years.
Anyway it got boring and her fanny stank, but she gave me my V wings 
But, when I finished her she came round and burst into my house and starting cracking me in the face! So I had to elbow her jaw to get her off 
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dna23
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 g t f is cancelled out now willay
my brother broke his femur (remember the pics)
giving his ex bird a piggy back, he was in hospital for ages and in a right bad state with tons of problems...
anyway the bird was well hot and only like 7 stone at the max but he got fed up of her bothering him thru out his injury and drew the final straw on valentines day when she had a go at him for not gettin her any presents...
therefore he told her to g t f and made her get some old flame from 300 odd miles away pick her up... she was a bit loopy tho
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--Dave--
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no funny stories but I think the girl I'm with now is a bit possessive when I forget to take my phone somewhere i get 6 or 7 missed calls from her, when she already knows what I'm doing (usually playing some form of sport or drinking beer)
does my head in
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--Dave--
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quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
I was goin out with this girl for two years.
Anyway it got boring and her fanny stank, but she gave me my V wings
But, when I finished her she came round and burst into my house and starting cracking me in the face! So I had to elbow her jaw to get her off
PMSL @ elbow in the jaw. Women are crazy, they all need to be taught a lesson
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willay
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dom - she was big and fat yes
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Edd
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
no funny stories but I think the girl I'm with now is a bit possessive when I forget to take my phone somewhere i get 6 or 7 missed calls from her, when she already knows what I'm doing (usually playing some form of sport or drinking beer)
does my head in
sounds like a bunny boiler in your midst's mate,make a break for it now while you can
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Ally
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
no funny stories but I think the girl I'm with now is a bit possessive when I forget to take my phone somewhere i get 6 or 7 missed calls from her, when she already knows what I'm doing (usually playing some form of sport or drinking beer)
I admit to doing that best thing to do is take phone and drop her a txt to let her know where u are and what ur doing, and whether she should wait up (if u live with her)
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Brett
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
no funny stories but I think the girl I'm with now is a bit possessive when I forget to take my phone somewhere i get 6 or 7 missed calls from her, when she already knows what I'm doing (usually playing some form of sport or drinking beer)
does my head in
she's in love mate
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willay
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brett is a fucking king, elbow in the face indeed 
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Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
no funny stories but I think the girl I'm with now is a bit possessive when I forget to take my phone somewhere i get 6 or 7 missed calls from her, when she already knows what I'm doing (usually playing some form of sport or drinking beer)
does my head in
hate lass's like that, i would have told her to GTF ages ago tbh
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Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
dom - she was big and fat yes
PMSL!!!
were you doing a seth and chasing chubb?
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willay
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Mate, I'm a serial chubby chaser, none of my girlfriends have been at a 'healthy' weight.
The first two were bearable fatty but still reallty fat, the third one was OMG FAT! and has back fat and THE HAIRY FANNY OF DOOM!. The one I'm with now is on the chubby side but shes absolutely lovely 
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Brett
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
brett is a fucking king, elbow in the face indeed
I should really go round to her house and do it again,
maybe post pics and vids? 
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MatthewR
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my ex stalks me!
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Dannie
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quote:
Originally posted by Ally
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
no funny stories but I think the girl I'm with now is a bit possessive when I forget to take my phone somewhere i get 6 or 7 missed calls from her, when she already knows what I'm doing (usually playing some form of sport or drinking beer)
I admit to doing that best thing to do is take phone and drop her a txt to let her know where u are and what ur doing, and whether she should wait up (if u live with her)
shes right u know. if u dont want 6 or 7 missed calls then do what Ally suggested
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Brett
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
Mate, I'm a serial chubby chaser, none of my girlfriends have been at a 'healthy' weight.
The first two were bearable fatty but still reallty fat, the third one was OMG FAT! and has back fat and THE HAIRY FANNY OF DOOM!. The one I'm with now is on the chubby side but shes absolutely lovely
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Edd
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what do you say to a women with 2 black eyes?
nothing she's already been told twice
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Once I was seeing this lass from Hornchurch (Esssseeexxxx) and things were ok only had been 3 months only arguing over petty things Once we were both in the kitchen and arguing over the fact i wouldnt teach her to drive then she went absolute crazey and pulled a bread knife out on me and waved it around 
Didnt know what to do...after about ten secs she dropped it on the floor and started crying. I didnt know whether to go console her or not incase she was lurring me in to get me
needless to say I made a quick exit and never cam back
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Ally
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
Mate, I'm a serial chubby chaser, none of my girlfriends have been at a 'healthy' weight.
The first two were bearable fatty but still reallty fat, the third one was OMG FAT! and has back fat and THE HAIRY FANNY OF DOOM!. The one I'm with now is on the chubby side but shes absolutely lovely
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Fad
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quote:
Originally posted by Ally
quote:
Originally posted by willay
Mate, I'm a serial chubby chaser, none of my girlfriends have been at a 'healthy' weight.
The first two were bearable fatty but still reallty fat, the third one was OMG FAT! and has back fat and THE HAIRY FANNY OF DOOM!. The one I'm with now is on the chubby side but shes absolutely lovely
Bless shallow hall
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