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Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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12th Jul 05 at 22:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Said im not allowed to buy a cavalier turbo
R Lee
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Registered: 15th Aug 03
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12th Jul 05 at 22:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

tell your girlfriend to GTF.
ed
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Registered: 10th Sep 03
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12th Jul 05 at 22:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Sew some balls onto her!
StuartVRS
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Registered: 9th Feb 03
Location: Bromley Common, Greater London
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12th Jul 05 at 22:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Time to find a new girlfriend then. Trade her in for someone with lower miles and bigger bumpers
Adam_B
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Registered: 13th Dec 00
Location: Lancashire
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12th Jul 05 at 22:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

so buy it and dont tell her, pretend its a coffee table or something
Nismo
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Registered: 12th Sep 02
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12th Jul 05 at 22:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

She is very clever ,

now pics and vids please.
Fad
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Registered: 1st Feb 01
Location: Dartford Kent Drives: 330cd
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12th Jul 05 at 22:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
She is very clever ,

now pics and vids please.



agreed from what i rember she is quite toite
Sam
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Registered: 24th Dec 99
Location: West Midlands
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12th Jul 05 at 22:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Jambo
Said im not allowed to buy a cavalier turbo


Well you sort of drive one already...
dave17
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Registered: 3rd Sep 02
Location: Greater London
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12th Jul 05 at 22:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

there was me expecting pics.

but no, dont get a cav turbo. fuckin shed with a good engine
Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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12th Jul 05 at 23:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I want a cav or a calibra, she said they look like Chav cars

Steve also said they did. No one will let me get one! Boooo
Ian
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Registered: 28th Aug 99
Location: Liverpool
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12th Jul 05 at 23:12   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

You already have most of one?
dave17
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Registered: 3rd Sep 02
Location: Greater London
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12th Jul 05 at 23:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

they are so chav and ugly. what the fuck are you thinking.
Corsa E-Tec
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Registered: 4th Feb 04
Location: Stevenage Drives: Leon Cupra
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12th Jul 05 at 23:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Buy the car and stick a nova badge on it.

say it's a saloon, she wont know the difference.
Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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12th Jul 05 at 23:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

4wd and air con is what im thinkin
corb
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Registered: 24th Apr 02
Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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12th Jul 05 at 23:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I'll let ya. But obv. you wont have ya gf if you do, so pass her my number Cheers Jamobo

Oh, and get one anyway, theyre LOVELY cars imo, iyo, iawalfvo. might want that last one explaining!?!
Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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12th Jul 05 at 23:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

corb
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Registered: 24th Apr 02
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12th Jul 05 at 23:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quite! nuff said.
Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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12th Jul 05 at 23:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

how that looks chav i dont know.

I know some of em are hideously chav, but im a vaux enthusiast not a bleedin chav


And corb no u cannot have her for the night
adiohead
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Registered: 28th Sep 01
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12th Jul 05 at 23:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

lotus!!!!carlton!!!!!
corb
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Registered: 24th Apr 02
Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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12th Jul 05 at 23:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

money! not enough!

did you get the last one jamborina you chavette?
Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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12th Jul 05 at 23:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Not a fan. I always picture a skin head with hooped earings driving one with a slight lean to one side and with one arm at the top of the wheel. Usually called Kev.
Jake
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Registered: 24th Jan 05
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12th Jul 05 at 23:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Nath
Not a fan. I always picture a skin head with hooped earings driving one with a slight lean to one side and with one arm at the top of the wheel. Usually called Kev.


AKA teddy
Dan. T
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Registered: 6th Jan 05
Location: Northampton Drives: Astra Coupe SE2
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12th Jul 05 at 23:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Jambo, give her a back hander & let her know her limits, failing that beg her until she gives in
adiohead
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Registered: 28th Sep 01
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12th Jul 05 at 23:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

dump her and be alone and depressed like me!
Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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12th Jul 05 at 23:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Jambo
Said im not allowed to buy a cavalier turbo






You know it makes sense

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