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Author A very short joke which is up to my usual standards :|
Tom
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> A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend
> when he's pulled over by the Police. The police officer
> approaches him and asks: "Have you been drinking Sir?"
>
> Why?" asks the man, "Was I driving badly?"
>
> "No" replies the Officer, "You were driving splendidly. It
> was the ugly fat bird in the passenger seat that made me
> suspicious"
Bart
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Ally
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Originally posted by Bart
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quote:
Originally posted by Ally
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Originally posted by Bart
Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by jakethesnake
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Originally posted by Ally
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Originally posted by Bart
Rebrabuk
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
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Originally posted by jakethesnake
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Originally posted by Ally
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Originally posted by Bart
Antz
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quote:
Originally posted by Rebrabuk
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Originally posted by Tom
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Originally posted by jakethesnake
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Originally posted by Ally
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Originally posted by Bart
CCA
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quote:
Originally posted by Antz
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Originally posted by Rebrabuk
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Originally posted by Tom
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Originally posted by jakethesnake
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Originally posted by Ally
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Originally posted by Bart
City
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quote:
Originally posted by CCA
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Originally posted by Antz
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Originally posted by Rebrabuk
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Originally posted by Tom
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Originally posted by jakethesnake
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Originally posted by Ally
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Originally posted by Bart
--Dave--
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quote:
Originally posted by City
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Originally posted by CCA
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Originally posted by Antz
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Originally posted by Rebrabuk
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Originally posted by Tom
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Originally posted by jakethesnake
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Originally posted by Ally
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Originally posted by Bart
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ok then
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quote:
Originally posted by dna23
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Originally posted by City
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Originally posted by CCA
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Originally posted by Antz
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Originally posted by Rebrabuk
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Originally posted by Tom
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Originally posted by jakethesnake
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Originally posted by Ally
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Originally posted by Bart
Tom
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more replies than any other thread in the last hour or so just not much content going on
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Mark Petty
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
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Originally posted by dna23
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Originally posted by City
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Originally posted by CCA
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Originally posted by Antz
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Originally posted by Rebrabuk
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Originally posted by Tom
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Originally posted by jakethesnake
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Originally posted by Ally
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Originally posted by Bart
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quote:
Originally posted by Mark Petty
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Originally posted by willay
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Originally posted by dna23
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Originally posted by City
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Originally posted by CCA
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Originally posted by Antz
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Originally posted by Rebrabuk
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Originally posted by Tom
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Originally posted by jakethesnake
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Originally posted by Ally
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Originally posted by Bart
ryzer
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quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
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Originally posted by Mark Petty
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Originally posted by willay
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Originally posted by dna23
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Originally posted by City
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Originally posted by CCA
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Originally posted by Antz
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Originally posted by Rebrabuk
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Originally posted by Tom
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Originally posted by jakethesnake
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Originally posted by Ally
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richard_syko
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quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
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Originally posted by Mark Petty
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Originally posted by willay
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Originally posted by dna23
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Originally posted by City
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Originally posted by CCA
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Originally posted by Antz
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Originally posted by Rebrabuk
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Originally posted by Tom
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Originally posted by jakethesnake
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Originally posted by Ally
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Tom
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Please keep up the good replies
mav
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I liked it
ed
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quote:
Originally posted by richard_syko
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Originally posted by loafofbrett
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Originally posted by Mark Petty
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Originally posted by willay
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Originally posted by dna23
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Originally posted by City
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Originally posted by CCA
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Originally posted by Antz
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Originally posted by Rebrabuk
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Originally posted by Tom
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Originally posted by jakethesnake
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Originally posted by Ally
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Tom
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Thanks mav
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quote:
Originally posted by ed
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Originally posted by richard_syko
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Originally posted by loafofbrett
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Originally posted by Mark Petty
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Originally posted by willay
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Originally posted by dna23
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Originally posted by City
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Originally posted by CCA
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Originally posted by Rebrabuk
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Originally posted by Tom
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