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Author Jodi and me mentally scaring a dutch girl on messenger
SetH
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Registered: 15th Jul 01
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7th Jul 05 at 21:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

PMFSL, That boy jodi is a legend. Heres a convo with a blonde dutch girl who has a 19yr old lesbian sister (tried to convert her but failed). Hope u find it as humourus as we did, bless her she cant quite grasp english SOH or grammer.

Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. has been added to the conversation.

SetH says:
hi sweetie

SetH says:
dont be shy suzan

Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:
hie seth baby

suzan says:
like 2 sec im gonna go to bed

suzan says:
hai

Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:
lol thats just rude

SetH says:
yes

suzan says:
what is, missing the whole point here

SetH says:
OMG

suzan says:
dont start with that again

SetH says:
??
SetH says:
suzan uve gone all horrible!!

SetH says:
what do i do?

suzan says:
why have i gone horrible?

suzan says:
i just dont get you all the time....thats it

Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:
marks a big sweetie he could never offend anyone

SetH says:

suzan says:
hahahaha

suzan says:
he made some weird suggestions to my little sister

SetH says:
Did i fuck!!

Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:
werid?

SetH says:
its not true

suzan says:
yes it is

SetH says:
your sister loves me

SetH says:
if i were a girl

SetH says:
shed fucking ride me silly

suzan says:
things he shouldnt be doing with my baby sister

Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:
i have a girls name so half way there

SetH says:
HAHA

suzan says:
if only you were a girl.....

Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:
haha i can be for a price

suzan says:
hahahha

SetH says:
HAHA

SetH says:
Jodi i fucking love you man

suzan says:
i ll introduce you to my sister then....

Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:
will i like the introduction

SetH says:
jodi is coming up to norwich one weekend

suzan says:
you ask him

Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:
and the lads will not know what hit them

SetH says:
hah

SetH says:
suzan

suzan says:
yes

SetH says:
can i come round to yours and give you cuddles in your bed.

suzan says:
no

SetH says:

SetH says:
jodi will cuddle me

suzan says:
dont ask questions you know the answer to

suzan says:
well have fun than!

SetH says:
ooohhhhhhh!

SetH says:
im castory troy!!!! im castor troy!! Whoooooooooohhoooooooooooo

Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:
lol i be your pollack tory then

SetH says:
heh

SetH says:
suzan

suzan says:
yes

SetH says:
suzan

suzan says:
the answer is probably no, but please ask your question

SetH says:
suzan

suzan says:
YES

SetH says:
nothing

Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:
mark is lovely though

SetH says:
i just like saying your name

suzan says:
hahahahhah

suzan says: yes he is

Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:
why are you so nasty towards him

SetH says:
PMFSL

suzan says:
i m not
Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:
all he wants is to be cuddled

SetH says:
ORFL

SetH says:
im mean HAHAHAHAAHAHAH

suzan says:
hmm oke then

Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:
and a blossem for a pillow at night, he is so inceent

suzan says:
haha

SetH says:
ok so im allowed cuddles?

Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:
yes hun come on down

SetH says:
can jodi have cuddles too?

Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:
jodi like cuddles

suzan says:
you do what ever you like together...

SetH says:
ok well DP you then

SetH says:
thats doing what we like together

Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:
likes not the word

Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:
we love it lol

suzan says:
yeah well i think im gonna go to bed (using words again my sister probably knows, but i don't)

suzan says:
oke got it

SetH says:
please dont go

suzan says:
yes i have to go

suzan says:
i feel like shit

SetH says:

Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:
DP or double peneration is when one man enters you from the front and the other from thr rear

SetH says:
i could be there in 10

SetH says:
ill make you feel better

SetH says:
Jodi

suzan says:
yeah i got that just after i pressed enter

SetH says:
PMFSL, Chris is gonna fucking crucify me.

suzan says:
why?

Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:
well Christ got it and he was a good man so your in good company if he does

SetH says:
pmsl

suzan says:
??? whatever

SetH says:
how rude

Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:
he was good, or so my mummy said

suzan says:
hahaha what?

Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:
you calling my mum a liar lol

SetH says:
suzan i wish to copulate with you

suzan says:
hahahah

Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:
sorry i was only messing around

SetH says:
id like to mess aroudn with suzan

SetH says:
shes a naughty cheeky little sexy dutch girl

suzan says:
stop bullshitting

Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:
i spent already

SetH says:
FFS im not!

SetH says:
jodi if you saw her man

SetH says:
she is hooooottttt daayymmmmmnn

SetH says:
and she knows it really

Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:
cream in your pants job?

suzan says:
i can read this to you know...

SetH says:
i nearly did

SetH says:
when she spoke for the first time

SetH says:
i heard that accent

SetH says:
i nearly cum, fainted and died

SetH says:
although not sure in wich order

Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:
it might be a bad case of delayed ejacuation if you died first

Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:
So are you as pretty and nice as Mark is making out

suzan says:
not at all

Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:
but fuckable?

suzan says:
no

suzan says:
afraid not

Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:
what about if its 10 to two in a nightclub and i am wasted, then are you pretty

SetH says:
JHAHAHAHAHAH

SetH says:
i just nearly felel of my chair

suzan says:
no still not pretty

SetH says:
yes you are

Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:
ok what if I have to have sex or die are you pretty then

Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:
I am sure you are pretty as all pretty girls say "no i am not"

suzan says:
no he is making all this up

Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:
so do you have blonde hair?

suzan says:
yep

Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:

size 12 or smaller?

suzan says:
whih doesnt say a thing

suzan says:
yep

suzan says:
says nothing

Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:
height less than 5'5

Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:
say 5;7

suzan says:
what does that have to do with anything

Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:
becuase yopu ticking the boxes love, its numbers game tick 4 of the five oxes and your pretty

SetH says:
LMFAO

Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:
well not pretty but take homeable

suzan says:
hahahha

Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:
but if you do one of the two things now you are instanable the best girl in the club

Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:
suck a golf ball though a hose pipe

Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:
or take it in the ass then put it straight in your mouth

SetH says:
HAHAHAHAH

suzan says:
lucky me i aint in a club then

SetH says:
fuck me im crying

SetH says:
my ribs hurt

suzan says:
yes mine to, so thats why im going to bed now

suzan says:
adios

SetH says:
are you going to get ur toys out?

suzan says:
shut up
SetH says:

SetH says:
ohhhh touche

Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:
I am sorry suzan i was only joking about

Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:
I put it in your mouth before your ass its just dirty otherwise

suzan says:
hahaha arent you funny....

SetH says:
PMFLSFSLOSLSOL

Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:
No i really am sorry

Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:
to say sorry

Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:
so what do you do for a living suzan you an IT buffon like Mark

suzan has left the conversation.

SetH says:
ROFLMFAO
SetH says:
that was fucking awesome
SetH says:
i love you jodi man
SetH says:
omg its back online
SetH says:
its gonna tell me off
Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:
lucky i have no shame lol
SetH says:
lol
CorsAsh
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7th Jul 05 at 21:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Summary?
SetH
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7th Jul 05 at 21:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

sozz, cant be arsed editing it. wait till ur at work tommorwo and have loads of time
Matt H
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7th Jul 05 at 21:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I've shagged Jodi
Graham
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Jodi, Everyday i love you less and less, its makes me sick to think of you undressed. says:
becuase yopu ticking the boxes love, its numbers game tick 4 of the five oxes and your pretty

PMSL @ that
CorsAsh
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7th Jul 05 at 21:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I have a girls name too, can I join in?

 
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