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Author too close for comfort (my friday night)
Ben
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ok friday i get a call off my mate asking if i fancied going for a few beers and having an quiet one . so i go up and theres about 6mates there , we are all sat outside when these 3 lasses walk past and one blows a kiss to me , so i go over with a mate n chat to them , they end up asking if we fancied going to an opening night of a new club , so thinking through my pants we were both said yeh.


on way to club in minibus we pick up 2 more birds , so theres me n my mate and 5 birds!!! result!

goes to club , me and my mate were with two of them all night and we end up going back to this lass who i were with flat , got there and it were a fucking bomb site . so we are sat down talking and stuff.

next thing we here all this shouting outside (really loud) then someone starts kicking the door and braying on it , so the lass who am with goes downstains and next thing

four fellas walk in

my hearts not beating at 1000times per second . FFS she were married!!!!!!!!!!

so then the husband says "where have you been tonight?" i tell him and hes like "have you been with becky" so i said yeh and i it went quiet , anyhow i thought its time to leave so me and my mate walk to door and its locked , no key in the door so i had to ask the husband for the key who played dumb and said he dint have it , so i asked again but a bit more demanding and he passed it me with a dirty look in his eye

so i leave thinking thank fuck am still walking and not in a wooden box.


anyhow found out on monday this lass has hepititus B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo glad i didnt touch her now!
GREG 1
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6th Jul 05 at 19:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

WTF
Ben
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6th Jul 05 at 19:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i thought the same
GREG 1
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6th Jul 05 at 19:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I got nervous reading that
Jamescorsa97
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6th Jul 05 at 19:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

WTF lol man dirty b*tch!!
Stuckey
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6th Jul 05 at 19:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

gotta love them hoes
Jake
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how did you find out she has hep B?
mav
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he should have by right....knocked you out.....
Matt H
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6th Jul 05 at 19:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by jakethesnake
how did you find out she has hep B?



He gave it her
johns purple beast
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Jake
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
quote:
Originally posted by jakethesnake
how did you find out she has hep B?



He gave it her


and you gave it to him
hannah_d
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6th Jul 05 at 20:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

god thats terrible but even if u did do the dirt bag u shud hav used something n e ways
Dom
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6th Jul 05 at 20:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

rude

although you've gotta feel for the bloke though, imagine having a wife with hep b
hannah_d
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share and share alike as they say
Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by hannah_d
share and share alike as they say


true, but tbh it sounds like she probably didnt get it from him though i wonder if hes got the divorce papers through?
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6th Jul 05 at 20:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i would if i was him and id be kicking something in while i was at it too
TNM
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7th Jul 05 at 15:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

all this happend and at no point you provided pics
Andrew
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PMSL @ Mav and Ben
Pablo
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ROFLMAO ;lol:
dave17
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did u do her tho?
langey
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seems pritty obvious why the dirt bag has the dessease slag

Ben
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Yeh i did deserve a kicking i suppose , BUT i 100% did not have a clue she were married , the husand were still with her and hes supposed to have gave it her in the first place.

and no i dint shag her . THANK GOD! i thought she were posh as well , i didnt have any condoms either so i were too close to comfort .

it were her mate who told mine, the bitch never said anything when i wee about to shag her either.

it just goes to show that even if they are nice and posh they can still have stis!
Paul_J
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7th Jul 05 at 19:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Fucking hell!!! Close call on both accounts
Ben
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could of been worse if i got a good kicking and then caught the disease ha
Jamie
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7th Jul 05 at 21:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Christ some situation

 
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