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Jason Iles

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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
User status: Offline

30th Jun 05 at 08:50

A man was standing next in line at a checkout, when
> > the attractive blonde woman in front of him turned
> > around and gave him a big smile.
> > "Hello," she said, as she waited for her change.
> > "Er, I'm sorry. Do I know you?" The man said in some
> > confusion.
> > "Oh, my mistake. I thought you were the father of one
> > of my children," she said apologetically, and picking
> > up her shopping, she left the store.
> > The man was astonished. He thought, "How amazing that
> > a good looking woman like that should have forgotten
> > who fathered her children." Then he began to worry. He
> > had had an encounter in his youth that could have
> > resulted in a child he didn't know about. She had been
> > blonde, pretty, and about the same height.
> > On leaving the store, he saw the woman getting into
> > her car. He ran over to her and said, "Look, you
> > couldn't have been the girl I met that night at a
> > party in Hampstead, in 1980 could you? We sh@gged on
> > the billiards table in front of everyone, things got
> > really wild and I got so drunk that I didn't get your
> > number."
> >
> >
> > The woman looked utterly outraged and said, "No! I'm
> > your son's English teacher."

TNM

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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
User status: Offline

30th Jun 05 at 08:54