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Author How to ruin a Corsa GSi
corsaboi2005
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21st Jun 05 at 10:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
fpmsl , spose it wouldn't be to bad if the graphics, spoiler, lexus lights, bonnet vent went in the skip. still a fucking heap though



[Edited on 21-06-2005 by corsaboi2005]
Cavey
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21st Jun 05 at 10:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Wonder what he lost his license for
Kiddy_Corsa
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21st Jun 05 at 10:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
looks betta than a gsi with speedlines!!!!!!!!!!
Carr
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21st Jun 05 at 10:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cavey
Wonder what he lost his license for


Probably can't help speeding with that 'beast' of an engine
Rus
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21st Jun 05 at 10:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lmfao, his spelling is terrible.
loo_goblin
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21st Jun 05 at 11:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Oh my days

quote:
Originally posted by Cavey
Wonder what he lost his license for


probably the fashion police
CRFC
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21st Jun 05 at 11:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
thats fuckin destroyed!
jamied
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21st Jun 05 at 12:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
some "wan*er" proabably threw rock at him tryin to tell him car is shit
lol
SetH
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21st Jun 05 at 14:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Reading his ad makes me want to find him and hurt him.
Lynny
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21st Jun 05 at 14:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I want to bid on the spoiler alone
Blue
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21st Jun 05 at 14:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
His words speak volumes. From that ad I can tell that:

a) He is a chav twat
b) He wears tracksuit bottoms tucked in his socks
c) He teams these trackie bottoms with black Rockports
d) His cap is at a 45 degree angle
e) He has little or no education
f) He is just another little benefits whore who makes me angry
corsaboi2005
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21st Jun 05 at 14:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by sassyminx
"do you have a rolling road printout of the power to prove this car will beat a 2.0? you must have extensively modified the engine to get 156bhp oout of it, especially as its an ecotec model, must be one hell of a superchip to make it that fast....

oh and you might want to read this ....

http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=222631&pid=2839895#pid2839895

good luck with the sale "




[Edited on 21-06-2005 by sassyminx]


and the reply goes

Question & Answer Posted on

Q: do you have a rolling road printout of the power to prove this car will beat a 2.0? you must have extensively modified the engine to get 156bhp oout of it, especially as its an ecotec model, must be one hell of a superchip to make it that fast.... oh and you might want to read this .... http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=222631&pid=2839895#pid2839895 good luck with the sale 21-Jun-05
A: no i dont but if you want you can come down and ill take you out in it and prove it to you if you think im bull shiting you and its not a corsa sport it a gsi mine pissise all over a corsa sport cheers




Skinz
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21st Jun 05 at 14:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
want a turnip, why doesnt he register on here we can all have a laugh
Skinz
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21st Jun 05 at 14:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
someone ask him what he thinks the difference is between his engine and a corsa sport engine
sassyminx
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21st Jun 05 at 15:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by corsaboi2005
quote:
Originally posted by sassyminx
"do you have a rolling road printout of the power to prove this car will beat a 2.0? you must have extensively modified the engine to get 156bhp oout of it, especially as its an ecotec model, must be one hell of a superchip to make it that fast....

oh and you might want to read this ....

http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=222631&pid=2839895#pid2839895

good luck with the sale "




[Edited on 21-06-2005 by sassyminx]


and the reply goes

Question & Answer Posted on

Q: do you have a rolling road printout of the power to prove this car will beat a 2.0? you must have extensively modified the engine to get 156bhp oout of it, especially as its an ecotec model, must be one hell of a superchip to make it that fast.... oh and you might want to read this .... http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=222631&pid=2839895#pid2839895 good luck with the sale 21-Jun-05
A: no i dont but if you want you can come down and ill take you out in it and prove it to you if you think im bull shiting you and its not a corsa sport it a gsi mine pissise all over a corsa sport cheers







just got that in email
sassyminx
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21st Jun 05 at 15:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Skinz
someone ask him what he thinks the difference is between his engine and a corsa sport engine


im onto it
Rebrabuk
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21st Jun 05 at 15:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
sassyminx
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21st Jun 05 at 15:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
emailed back-

"can you tell me the difference between yours and a corsa sport engine, with yours being an ecotec model its engine code being x16 xe same as the 1.6 16v sport model with same engine code, with a minor 3bhp difference.....

please "


Rebrabuk
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21st Jun 05 at 15:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
He's slim so his car has less weight to carry than the fat cunts who drive Sports allowing him to 'piss all over them'..
Sly_SRi
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21st Jun 05 at 15:17   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
theres not 3bhp different between the Gsi x16xe and the sport x16xe, only between the x16xe and the c16xe

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sassyminx
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21st Jun 05 at 15:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Sly_SRi
theres not 3bhp different between the Gsi x16xe and the sport x16xe, only between the x16xe and the c16xe



even better then
Rebrabuk
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21st Jun 05 at 15:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by sassyminx
quote:
Originally posted by Sly_SRi
theres not 3bhp different between the Gsi x16xe and the sport x16xe, only between the x16xe and the c16xe



even better then


Not really because it makes you look stupid.
sassyminx
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21st Jun 05 at 15:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Rebrabuk
quote:
Originally posted by sassyminx
quote:
Originally posted by Sly_SRi
theres not 3bhp different between the Gsi x16xe and the sport x16xe, only between the x16xe and the c16xe



even better then


Not really because it makes you look stupid.


im nowhere near as stupid as him so lets c the reply
RichR
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21st Jun 05 at 16:04   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
youre missing the point though

the cars in a shit state, he's a nob - so it'll sell for next to nothing - tidy it up - mostly free cause it will look 1 million times better without the tat on

and you've got a "rare" white GSI at a bargain price - plus sell all the kit bits and wheels etc to some random chavs - some 1 will buy them and your away



[Edited on 21-06-2005 by LiVe LeE]
Fad
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21st Jun 05 at 16:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kiddy_Corsa
looks betta than a gsi with speedlines!!!!!!!!!!


you what????

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