boyracer2002
Member
Registered: 10th Aug 02
Location: West Yorkshire
User status: Offline
|
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on turning off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a
battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator!
Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic.
You impotent b*st*rd," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
I'll explain the toy ........ if you explain the kids."
 
|
Cybermonkey
Member
Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
User status: Offline
|
hehe made me chuckle
|
loo_goblin
Member
Registered: 14th Jul 04
Location: Horsham, West Sussex
User status: Offline
|
bit old but always worth a laugh
|
denzo72
Member
Registered: 9th Nov 03
Location: Cumbria
User status: Offline
|
|
Jake
Member
Registered: 24th Jan 05
User status: Offline
|
dirty bitch
|
Bart
Member
Registered: 19th Aug 02
Location: Midsomer Norton, Bristol Avon
User status: Offline
|
|
