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Author Morning Glory
sassyminx
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9th Jun 05 at 08:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
why do men get them? and do women get the same thing- tho obviously not an erect clitoris


just thinkin about it now, and i just wondered why
Joff
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9th Jun 05 at 08:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Because you didn't finish him off properly the night before
Marc
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Ive just had a wank actually.
Joff
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc
Ive just had a wank actually.


http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=220520
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me and a few mates had this 'lengthy' discussion about morning glory.

I came up with the theory that when you sleep you're in a heightened sense of being. Rolling over and rubbing your schlong on the sheets (and on your girlfriends back) makes it aroused (and hard)
sassyminx
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but when men are asleep it aint hard, its when they wake up

i wake up horny as hell but i jus wondered why? lol
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9th Jun 05 at 08:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'm sure googling it will yield many results
Marc
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quote:
Originally posted by Joff
quote:
Originally posted by Marc
Ive just had a wank actually.


http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=220520



Give me a few minutes and ill be good to go again

TNM
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9th Jun 05 at 08:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by sassyminx
but when men are asleep it aint hard, its when they wake up

i wake up horny as hell but i jus wondered why? lol


If sunday morning was anything to go by!

You gobbled my cock like you hadnt had any schlong for months!
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quote:
Originally posted by TNM
quote:
Originally posted by sassyminx
but when men are asleep it aint hard, its when they wake up

i wake up horny as hell but i jus wondered why? lol


If sunday morning was anything to go by!

You gobbled my cock like you hadnt had any schlong for months!


im a nympho what can i say
TNM
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9th Jun 05 at 08:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by sassyminx
quote:
Originally posted by TNM
quote:
Originally posted by sassyminx
but when men are asleep it aint hard, its when they wake up

i wake up horny as hell but i jus wondered why? lol


If sunday morning was anything to go by!

You gobbled my cock like you hadnt had any schlong for months!


im a nympho what can i say


Thing is tho you had jizz in your hair all day

Same time next year?
sassyminx
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quote:
Originally posted by TNM
quote:
Originally posted by sassyminx
quote:
Originally posted by TNM
quote:
Originally posted by sassyminx
but when men are asleep it aint hard, its when they wake up

i wake up horny as hell but i jus wondered why? lol


If sunday morning was anything to go by!

You gobbled my cock like you hadnt had any schlong for months!


im a nympho what can i say


Thing is tho you had jizz in your hair all day

Same time next year?


thats why joff was looking at me funny

yeah baby
TNM
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quote:
Originally posted by sassyminx


thats why joff was looking at me funny

yeah baby


No thats just the way joff looks
Joff
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sassyminx
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Boing Boing
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Morning glory is a result of bladder pressure on the muscle that forces blood into the sausage
Ryan L
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quote:
Originally posted by barry_kellett99
Morning glory is a result of bladder pressure on the muscle that forces blood into the sausage


yep this is the scientific reason, your bladder fills up during the course of the night putting pressure on the prostate giving you a hard on
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9th Jun 05 at 09:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ye i find i get it when i haven gone to the toilet before i go to bed. it goes once ive been toilet. mazin
Colin
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I wake up with a raging bonner every morning and beat it off in the shower
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i heard that getting a hard on in your sleep is a bodily defense mechanism to stop blokes pissing in sleep. can't piss when ur hard. makes sense ...................... i think
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9th Jun 05 at 09:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i can piss when I'm hard
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i piss myself all the time
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quote:
Originally posted by dave17
i piss myself all the time


with laughter?

 
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