Ben
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woke up this morning , my face were sore , got to work and felt dissy and pissed , although id had no beer. called into the chemist and bought some ibroprofen and she told me to go straight to the docs , but as i were working in derby and i live in bradford i couldnt , so about an hour a go i went to hospital , to be diognosed with fucking mumps , i cant go out for 7days , and am supposed to be going up to scotland to see my bird and go to a party on sat , he said it will have been in me for upto 7 weeks but it dont show untill now. i feel like elephant man and my face is swollen .
he said my willy and nacker sack might expand (a bonus)
but i have a higher change of getting meningitus
i could get a brain infection on a fluid that runs around my brain (which kills)
and the othe side of my face will prob swell up to , he said i might loose my appitite and loose weight.
and what does he give me , sweet fuck all . also the female nurse dint even check my nakers
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Cavey
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I'm in Derby, i had mumps a few months ago. Guess it's still floating around
Apparently there's nothing you can do apart from go through it all.
did you go to the DRI ? There's no hot nurses there anyway from what i saw
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Skipz
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben
he said my willy and nacker sack might expand (a bonus)
and what does he give me , sweet fuck all . also the female nurse dint even check my nakers
sorry mate but  Feel sorry for you but had to laugh at that
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ChazSXi
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can also make u infertile
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Ben
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no i had to go to BRI bahgdad royal infirmery , also known as bradford royal infermery, i thought it were strange when the doctors were riding around on elephants n shit.
i took two ibroprofen tablets 400mg each , i were tripping at dinnertime , ended up making up a bed in back of the van to catch some Zzzs .
how long did it last for ? and did you have to stay in?
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Cavey
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had to be quarantined for a week, yeah
Not sure i ever had it tbh, had slight pain for like half a day and nothing else really.
No bollock swelling which was nice. Meant to be rather painful 
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Fraser Young
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Mumps all over the UK in big numbers jusnow...
Seen about 20 cases since monday...
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Kerry
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quote:
Originally posted by h18_oab
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Originally posted by Ben
he said my willy and nacker sack might expand (a bonus)
and what does he give me , sweet fuck all . also the female nurse dint even check my nakers
sorry mate but Feel sorry for you but had to laugh at that
i laughed at that bit too 
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ChazSXi
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so althought u might have a big cock and balls for a while, the fact that u wil look like a retarted fat bastard and shoot blanks might put some prospective biffings off
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Ben
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i so want to go to this party on sat too, i might wear one of them gas masks , so that people dont breathe my diseases and catch it
doc said if my nakers swell theres fuck all i can do and it will be painfull...but its ok i bought a few bags of ice to sit them in if the going gets tough
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Ben
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quote:
Originally posted by ChazSXi
so althought u might have a big cock and balls for a while, the fact that u wil look like a retarted fat bastard and shoot blanks might put some prospective biffings off
nothing puts me off "biffings" id shag anything that moves , and if it dont move ...id move it
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richard_syko
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben
i so want to go to this party on sat too, i might wear one of them gas masks , so that people dont breathe my diseases and catch it
doc said if my nakers swell theres fuck all i can do and it will be painfull...but its ok i bought a few bags of ice to sit them in if the going gets tough
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I had it too. As long as only one of your danglers swells its ok
Get an xbox or Ps2 and alot of games ready and play through it 
Once you had it cant get it again
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Carl
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hope your bollock doesn't swell as it hurts like fuck. i had to cup mine when walking as the pain was unbearable. I have a picture of my bollock when it was swollen, but last time i posted it the thread got trashed. 
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V-Man
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dont like the sound of mumps
i got my immunisation injection again on the 8th 
(i dont wanna have painfull balls, or fire blanks )
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Ben
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ok so is there anything i can do to prevent this? if my lass has had it will i be ok to see her?
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V-Man
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Originally posted by Ben
ok so is there anything i can do to prevent this? if my lass has had it will i be ok to see her?
yea, if u want her to catch the mumps
[Edited on 02-06-2005 by V-Man]
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richard_syko
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Yeah should be
Cant do shoot, just glands swelling.
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Cavey
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It's a once in a lifetime opportunity, if she's had it then you can see her.
I'd imagine she won't wanna see a fat headed big bollocked freak tho
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Ben
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will her tits grow?
just kidding , i thinks its a quiet week in with my porn then
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Mase
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quote:
Originally posted by richard_syko
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Originally posted by Ben
i so want to go to this party on sat too, i might wear one of them gas masks , so that people dont breathe my diseases and catch it
doc said if my nakers swell theres fuck all i can do and it will be painfull...but its ok i bought a few bags of ice to sit them in if the going gets tough
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I had it too. As long as only one of your danglers swells its ok
Get an xbox or Ps2 and alot of games ready and play through it
Once you had it cant get it again
yeah i've had it aswell, its seriously painful. I found takin a shit to be quite problematic too, cos any exersion an the pain flared up sumthin stupid.
Mase
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timmy101
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u can get it twise. if u had it light before. u will be fine it dont make you feel bad at all u will just look like a grebal for a few days
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dave17
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ive had it, i got pics but no way am i posting them
luckily my balls didnt swell up, but i looked like a hamster.
seriously shite stuff, i couldn eat, pain was unbearable 
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IntaCepta
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hope u don't die tho,
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sassyminx
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your nuts can go black off em
my uncles did
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