Pablo
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Location: Milton Keynes
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How do you turn a cat into a dog?.................cover it in petrol......light it...........and it will go WOOFF!
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--Dave--
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Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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I laughed
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Jason Iles
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Location: Bristol
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Jake
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Registered: 24th Jan 05
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thats not turning it into a dog, just making the sound of one...
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SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
Location: Up in the clouds
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Q. whats got 2 legs and bleeds ???
A. Half a dog
Q. Hwo do you make a dog drink ??
A. put it in a blender
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Cavey
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Registered: 11th Nov 02
Location: Derby
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Who's the hindu god of salad ?
Garnish
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These are more spoken jokes but still...
"I went bobsleighing the other day..... killed 20 of the fuckers"
Whats the best thing about 27 year olds ?
There's 20 of them
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SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
Location: Up in the clouds
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"I just come back from Sweden.. yeah I went bobsleighing.... killed 20 Bobs"
sorry for my correction
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Mattb
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Registered: 2nd Feb 03
Location: Under your sisters bed
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whats black and white and read all over??????
a murdered cow
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Dom
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Registered: 13th Sep 03
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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Dug
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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You guys make me sick
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Greg W
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Location: Wigan, Lancashire
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Rus
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Registered: 24th Jan 05
Location: SE London, Kent
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What do you call a cat?
a cat
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kz
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Registered: 9th Aug 02
Location: Southend, Essex Drives: Mini Cooper S
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what do you call postman pat when hes retired?
pat
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gavin18787
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Registered: 22nd Feb 05
Location: Basildon, Essex
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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head
Cliff 
Drives supercharged Tec with torque 
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Kif
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Registered: 13th Jan 05
Location: Doncaster, South Yorkshire
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whats green and smells of pork......????
kermits knob!!!!!!!
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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What do you call a man without a spade in his head....
Douglas
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Bart
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Registered: 19th Aug 02
Location: Midsomer Norton, Bristol Avon
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what do you call a man with a spade on his head stood in a hole?
Doug Pitt
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SteveW
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what do you call a man with a car on his head..
jack
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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quote:
Originally posted by corsa-boy19
whats green and smells of pork......????
kermits knob!!!!!!!
but kermit is a frog? Pork is Pig 
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StuartVRS
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Registered: 9th Feb 03
Location: Bromley Common, Greater London
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quote:
Originally posted by Ally
quote:
Originally posted by corsa-boy19
whats green and smells of pork......????
kermits knob!!!!!!!
but kermit is a frog? Pork is Pig
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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quote:
Originally posted by StuartA3Turbo
quote:
Originally posted by Ally
quote:
Originally posted by corsa-boy19
whats green and smells of pork......????
kermits knob!!!!!!!
but kermit is a frog? Pork is Pig
Him and Miss Piggy dont shag because he doesnt have a willy 
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Bart
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Registered: 19th Aug 02
Location: Midsomer Norton, Bristol Avon
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quote:
Originally posted by Ally
quote:
Originally posted by corsa-boy19
whats green and smells of pork......????
kermits knob!!!!!!!
but kermit is a frog? Pork is Pig
do you think it has anything to do with miss piggy?
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