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Author Burned my banger
Colin
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   31st May 05 at 17:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
on the sunbeds today (missus decided I could do with a couple) & think I was on too long......my sausage is now red raw
Marc
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31st May 05 at 17:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


I have a red bell end.
stuartmitchell
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31st May 05 at 17:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
you went on naked no wonder its fried does it still work
Charlene
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31st May 05 at 17:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Unlucky ey, no sex for you then if its still sore
Marc
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31st May 05 at 17:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
She can still shag him with a strap on
Andrew
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31st May 05 at 17:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Attention seeking again
Charlene
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31st May 05 at 17:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Marc
She can still shag him with a strap on


Yes im sure hes used to that
Skipz
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Registered: 23rd Aug 03
Location: Falkirk: Drives:nothing but gettin another Corsa
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31st May 05 at 17:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Peugeot Nut
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It's actually a valid warning for anyone who plans to go on a sunbed naked
Colin
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31st May 05 at 17:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by stuartmitchell
you went on naked no wonder its fried does it still work


Doesnt everyone go on them naked Yes still works its just abit red but then so is the rest of me
Colin
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31st May 05 at 17:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Peugeot Nut
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STFU dont you have a focus to find
dannycorsa c
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31st May 05 at 17:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i burnt my balls 1s! not a nice thing to happen
Colin
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31st May 05 at 17:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by dannycorsa c
i burnt my balls 1s! not a nice thing to happen



My sack is a bit tender also
Andrew
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31st May 05 at 17:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Colin
quote:
Originally posted by Peugeot Nut
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STFU dont you have a focus to find


FFS, the Focus has gone No please forget about it as i have
dave17
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31st May 05 at 17:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i keep my boxers on, roll them down, n roll the legs up. not about burning your tool
stuartmitchell
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31st May 05 at 17:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Colin
quote:
Originally posted by stuartmitchell
you went on naked no wonder its fried does it still work


Doesnt everyone go on them naked Yes still works its just abit red but then so is the rest of me


I didnt go on naked because I would have burnt it glad it still works though
Colin
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31st May 05 at 17:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Peugeot Nut
quote:
Originally posted by Colin
quote:
Originally posted by Peugeot Nut
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STFU dont you have Ian to bum


FFS, the Focus has gone No please forget about it as i have


Well stop bringing it up then child
dannycorsa c
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31st May 05 at 17:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i was on a lilo for 5 hours n the sun went thru my swim shorts n burnt my sack! wont be doing that again!

damn that naked woman on the boat!
Colin
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31st May 05 at 17:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Burned sausage isnt nice
TNM
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31st May 05 at 17:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
colin you nobbing that bird you were telling me about weeks ago?
Skipz
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31st May 05 at 17:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I was lounging on a Lilo once in Oz got burnt from head to toe i was only 11-12 yrs old at the time got out the Pool and was walking like John Wayne with a knob up his arse

Luckily i was at my own house and didnt have to go far to hide in my room

[Edited on 31-05-2005 by h18_oab]
Colin
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31st May 05 at 17:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by TNM
colin you nobbing that bird you were telling me about weeks ago?


Which one Timmy???
TNM
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31st May 05 at 17:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Colin
quote:
Originally posted by TNM
colin you nobbing that bird you were telling me about weeks ago?


Which one Timmy???


The one you sent me a pic of.

17 blonde
Skipz
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31st May 05 at 17:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by TNM
quote:
Originally posted by Colin
quote:
Originally posted by TNM
colin you nobbing that bird you were telling me about weeks ago?


Which one Timmy???


The one you sent me a pic of.

17 blonde


The one from MSN?? the one that Lives In junkyville but really looks like she should be in poshville
Mattb
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31st May 05 at 17:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Marc


I have a blue bell end.


......tight fisted wanker
Colin
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31st May 05 at 17:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by h18_oab
quote:
Originally posted by TNM
quote:
Originally posted by Colin
quote:
Originally posted by TNM
colin you nobbing that bird you were telling me about weeks ago?


Which one Timmy???


The one you sent me a pic of.

17 blonde


The one from MSN?? the one that Lives In junkyville but really looks like she should be in poshville


Yes thats the 1

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