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Author Gordon Strachan one liners
Ojc
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25th May 05 at 13:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

With him getting the Celtic job I thought it relevant

Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the
right man to turn things around?

Strachan: No! I was asked if I thought I was the right man for the job and
I said, "no, I think they should have got George Graham because I'm
useless!"

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Reporter: Is that your best start to a season?

Strachan: Well I've still got a job so it's far better than the Coventry
one, that's for sure.

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Reporter: Are you getting where you want to be with this team?

Strachan: We're not doing bad. What do you expect us to be like? We were
eighth in the league last year, in the cup final and we got into Europe. I
don't know where you expect me to get to. Do you expect us to win the
Champions League?

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Reporter: Gordon, you must be delighted with that result?

Strachan: You're spot on! You can read me like a book.

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Reporter: How do you feel about your player Delgado's comments in the Press
this week

Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yogurt
to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my priority
rather than Agustin Delgado.

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Reporter: This might sound like a daft question, but you'll be happy to get
your first win under your belt, won't you?

Strachan: You're right. It is a daft question. I'm not even going to bother
answering that one. It is a daft question, you're spot on there.

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Reporter: Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?

Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become
an alcoholic and maybe jump of a bridge. Umm, I think I can take it, yeah.

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Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?

Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here. I'm
going to whack you over the head with a big stick, down negative man, down.

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Reporter: where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up?

Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret.

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Reporter: You don't take losing lightly, do you Gordon?

Strachan: I don't take stupid comments lightly either.

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Reporter: Gordon, Do you think James Beatie deserves to be in the england
squad?

Strachan: I dont care, im Scottish!

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Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"

Strachan: "Velocity" (walks off)....
Edd
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25th May 05 at 13:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

im glad he got the celtic job will make it easier for us next season
Lynny
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lmao
Tom
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PMSL he's a spot on bloke strachan
Carl
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last one is best! lol
Skipz
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Reporter: Gordon, Do you think James Beatie deserves to be in the england
squad?

Strachan: I dont care, im Scottish!



I love that one

Edd..

I wonder how many celtics fans will use the excuse "he's alex Mcleish's mate bet he took the celtic job to make easy for Mcleish!!" before the end of the next season

the Squad will be marginally different under Strachan but he will have more cash than Mcleish so reckon 2005-2006 Season will be just as tough as this season



[Edited on 25-05-2005 by h18_oab]
Cavey
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Reporter: How do you feel about your player Delgado's comments in the Press
this week

Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yogurt
to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my priority
rather than Agustin Delgado.

That's my fave one.

He's a legend
Dan B
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25th May 05 at 17:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"

Strachan: "Velocity" (walks off)....

My brother actually said that to a client, at his old job, who phoned him at 51pm, when he was walking out of the door after his shift!

Edit: However, the client didn't call him Gordon, since that's not his name...

[Edited on 25-05-2005 by Dan B]

 
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