Pablo
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071853/
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So funny !! No horses just cocunuts for the noice 
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Pablo
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Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well she turned me into a newt.
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: ...I got better.
Crowd: BURN HER ANYWAY.
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Edd
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we are the knights of nee.
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Pablo
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The Witch: I'm not a witch I'm not a witch!
Sir Bedevere: But you a dressed like one
The Witch: They dressed me up like this!
Crowd: we didn't! We didn't...
The Witch: And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
Sir Bedevere: [lifts up her flase nose] Well
Peasant 1: Well, we did do the nose.
Sir Bedevere: The nose?
Peasant 1: And the hat, but she is a witch!
Crowd: Yeah Burn her burn her!
Sir Bedevere: Did you dress her up like this?
Peasant 1: No!
Peasant 3, Peasant 2: No!
Peasant 3: No!
Peasant 1: No!
Peasant 3, Peasant 2: No!
Peasant 1: Yes!
Peasant 2: Yes!
Peasant 1: Yeah a Bit
Peasant 3: A bit!
Peasant 1, Peasant 2: A bit!
Peasant 2: a bit
Peasant 1: But she has got a wart!
Random Person in the crowd: *cough* *cough*
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Cavey
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You must chop down the biggest tree in the forest with.....
A Herring.
That's no ordinary rabbit, that's the most foul despicable creature ye ever set eyes on
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Carr
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King of Swamp Castle: Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who
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Pablo
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quote:
Originally posted by Cavey
You must chop down the biggest tree in the forest with.....
A Herring.
That's no ordinary rabbit, that's the most foul despicable creature ye ever set eyes on
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Carly
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Registered: 21st Aug 03
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He's not the messier he's a very naughty boy!
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Carly
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Monty python is so funny, it cracks me up everytime, even after seeing it so many times
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Pablo
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[after slicing one of the Black Knight's arms off]
King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy advisary.
Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch.
King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off.
Black Knight: No it isn't.
King Arthur: What's that, then?
Black Knight: [after a pause] I've had worse.
King Arthur: You liar.
Black Knight: Come on ya pansy.
Indeed Carly Im gona watch it tonight cracking me up thinkin bout it
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Cavey
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Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die,
O brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!
His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his pen--
Robin: That's... that's... er... enough music for now lads. Looks like there's dirty work afoot
Carly you know that your line was from The Life of Brian, right ?
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CorsAsh
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"What are you gonna do?? BLEED on me???"
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Pablo
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quote:
Originally posted by Cavey
Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die,
O brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!
His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his pen--
Robin: That's... that's... er... enough music for now lads. Looks like there's dirty work afoot
Carly you know that your line was from The Life of Brian, right ?
Life of Brian is also classic comdey
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Nismo
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Black night bit is great
"its just a scratch"
"no its not you've got no bloady arms"
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Carly
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sorry iwas going for the overall monty python effect
ni!ni!
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Pablo
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Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni.
Knight 2: NI.
Other Knights: Shh...
Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say..."Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.
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Reepah
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I must watch this tonight...
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Pablo
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