Edd
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Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most
of the night celebrating Ireland's draw with Germany.
Mick, the bartender, says, "You'll not be drinking anymore
tonight, Paddy"
Paddy replies "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then." Paddy spins
around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face.
"Shoite," he says, and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts
himself off. He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on
his face. "Shoite, Shoite!"
He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just
get to the door and some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls
to the door and shimmies up to the door frame. He sticks his head outside and
takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out
on to the sidewalk. He falls flat on his face. "Bi'Jesus... I'm fockin'
focked," he says.
He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawled to the
door and shimmies up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies
inside. He takes a look up the stairs and says "No fockin' way". He crawls up
the stairs to his bedroom door and says, "I can make it to the bed."
He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face. "Fock
it," he says and falls into bed.
The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a
cup of coffee and says, "Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink
last night?"
Paddy says, "I did Jess. I was fockin' pissed. But how'd you
know?"
"Mick called. You left your wheelchair at the pub."
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L33 LEG
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posted last week
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Edd
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quote: Originally posted by L33 LEG
posted last week
i am a fool
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L33 LEG
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funny tho
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Pablo
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yer old but funny
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Edd
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i just checked in my defence it was posted 11 days ago!i can hardly remember yesterday
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Skipz
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 Never saw that one
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TNM
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posted more than last week but still funny.
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Carr
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quote: Originally posted by TNM
posted more than last week but still funny.
agreed
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sukhwant
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i think i posted that...
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