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Edd
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20th May 05 at 12:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most

of the night celebrating Ireland's draw with Germany.

Mick, the bartender, says, "You'll not be drinking anymore

tonight, Paddy"

Paddy replies "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then." Paddy spins

around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face.

"Shoite," he says, and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts

himself off. He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on

his face. "Shoite, Shoite!"

He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just

get to the door and some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls

to the door and shimmies up to the door frame. He sticks his head outside and

takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out

on to the sidewalk. He falls flat on his face. "Bi'Jesus... I'm fockin'

focked," he says.

He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawled to the

door and shimmies up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies

inside. He takes a look up the stairs and says "No fockin' way". He crawls up

the stairs to his bedroom door and says, "I can make it to the bed."

He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face. "Fock

it," he says and falls into bed.

The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a

cup of coffee and says, "Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink

last night?"

Paddy says, "I did Jess. I was fockin' pissed. But how'd you

know?"

"Mick called. You left your wheelchair at the pub."
L33 LEG
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20th May 05 at 12:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

posted last week
Edd
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20th May 05 at 12:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by L33 LEG
posted last week


i am a fool
L33 LEG
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20th May 05 at 12:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

funny tho
Pablo
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20th May 05 at 12:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

yer old but funny
Edd
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20th May 05 at 12:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i just checked in my defence it was posted 11 days ago!i can hardly remember yesterday
Skipz
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20th May 05 at 12:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Never saw that one
TNM
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20th May 05 at 12:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

posted more than last week but still funny.
Carr
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quote:
Originally posted by TNM
posted more than last week but still funny.


agreed
sukhwant
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i think i posted that...

 
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