Leighton
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Registered: 21st Feb 01
Location: Liverpool
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A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work.Her
nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees the illegal lovers and hides
in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Then the woman's husband unexpectedly
comes home. She hides her lover in the cupboard, not realising that her
little boy is in there already.
The little boy says: "Dark in here."
The man says: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a soccer ball, do you want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it!"
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."
A few weeks later it happened again and the boy and the lover were in the
cupboard together again.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have soccer boots."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy: "How much?"
The boy says:"$750."
The secret lover says: "Fine, I will buy them."
A few days later, the father says to the boy: "Grab your ball and
boots,let's go outside and have a game."
The boy says: "I can't, I sold them for $1000."
The father says: "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that.....$1000 is way more than those two things cost.I'm going to take you
to church and make you confess your sins."
They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession
booth and he closes the door.
The boy says: "Dark in here."
The priest says: "Don't start that s*** again!"
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