leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.
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>> 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
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>> 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them
all up
>> there.
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>> 4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out
alone.
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>> 5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature
anyway.
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>> 6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that
you can
>> tell them apart.
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>> 7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to
make
>> some woman miserable.
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>> 8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the
do-it-yourself
>> types.
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>> 9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old
for
>> it.
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>> 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
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>> 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
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>> 12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years.
Even
>> in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
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>> 13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him
cheque
>> books.
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>> 14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes,
it
>> means that you laugh at his.
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>> 15. Sadly, all men are created equal
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