Ojc
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Town/Village: Sunderland
Not so much a town as a mortuary. Industry has long departed, leaving the residents to shuffle round the town's meagre consumer options like zombies in a George A Romero movie - while seagulls sh*t on them.
Daniel Etherington
"SOUTHERN BASTARDS fcuk OFF"
The Crowtree leisure centre dominates the centre of this town. Rusting and stained with grime, it is divided by a walkway where you come across old men gawping through the glass at swimming children. Its size and location also means the street it's on never gets any daylight (or rather the watery and grey light that passes for daylight in Sunderland). The rest of the town consists of demolition plots, run down rented accommodation and housing estates. But its the people that really make a town what it is, and Sunderland's population of shell suited, knuckle-dragging inbreeds really do make it what it is.
There's graffiti at the bus station reading "Southern bastards - fcuk off back south and keep the North East Northern" in three feet high lettering, and daily beating, robbing and abuse of "outsiders".
I had a landlord who was so inbred he only spoke in vowels - a clipped stuttering sound like ah-eh ah-eh o hu hu. He once told me "we don't like outsiders, us. A lot of people want that university closed". Presumably the gene pool had been polluted by a visiting student from Bishop Auckland or Middlesborough and would take hundreds more years of inbreeding to put things right again. It's true the local intellectual could breath with his mouth closed.
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Mad Moe
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Yes Sunderland really is that much of a shithole, a truely awful town
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Ojc
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I should imagine Wigan is much the same.
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--Dave--
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can't be as bad as Luton IMO SEMPER FI
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R Lee
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*yawn*
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Ojc
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quote: Originally posted by --Dave--
can't be as bad as Luton IMO SEMPER FI
I whole heartedly agree with this.
Luton is the worst place on this planet, much like Siberia (the place not the CorsaSport member)
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--Dave--
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quote: Originally posted by Ojc
quote: Originally posted by --Dave--
can't be as bad as Luton IMO SEMPER FI
I whole heartedly agree with this.
Luton is the worst place on this planet, much like Siberia (the place not the CorsaSport member)
never before have I feared for my life as much
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sassyminx
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sunderland is bad
but im sure there are a lot worse places
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Ojc
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i.e Luton
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liamC
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quote: Originally posted by Ojc
Town/Village: Sunderland
Not so much a town as a mortuary. Industry has long departed, leaving the residents to shuffle round the town's meagre consumer options like zombies in a George A Romero movie - while seagulls sh*t on them.
Daniel Etherington
"SOUTHERN BASTARDS fcuk OFF"
The Crowtree leisure centre dominates the centre of this town. Rusting and stained with grime, it is divided by a walkway where you come across old men gawping through the glass at swimming children. Its size and location also means the street it's on never gets any daylight (or rather the watery and grey light that passes for daylight in Sunderland). The rest of the town consists of demolition plots, run down rented accommodation and housing estates. But its the people that really make a town what it is, and Sunderland's population of shell suited, knuckle-dragging inbreeds really do make it what it is.
There's graffiti at the bus station reading "Southern bastards - fcuk off back south and keep the North East Northern" in three feet high lettering, and daily beating, robbing and abuse of "outsiders".
I had a landlord who was so inbred he only spoke in vowels - a clipped stuttering sound like ah-eh ah-eh o hu hu. He once told me "we don't like outsiders, us. A lot of people want that university closed". Presumably the gene pool had been polluted by a visiting student from Bishop Auckland or Middlesborough and would take hundreds more years of inbreeding to put things right again. It's true the local intellectual could breath with his mouth closed.
Yes, Sunderland does seem to have it's fair share of people who vote for the BNP, and don't like anyone thats not from "around here"
You'd love it.
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Nath
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People's opinions of Luton are based on one housing estate I bet. The wonderful Bury Park, which is where the football stadium is housed. Hence why many football fans think Luton is a terrible place. Tis bad I agree but i've been to worse places.
Anyone ever visited Hull?!
[Edited on 09-05-2005 by Nath]
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