sukhwant
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Registered: 8th Sep 04
Location: Leeds
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Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day.
Mick, the bartender says, "You'll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy"
Paddy replies "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then."
Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on His face.
"Shoite" he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off.
He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face.
"Shoite, Shoite!"
He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the
door and shimmies up to the door frame.
He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto the sidewalk.
He falls flat on his face.
"Bi'Jesus... I'm fockin' focked," he says.
He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door and shimmies up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside.
He takes a look up the stairs and says "No fockin' way". He crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says "I can make it to the bed." He takes a
step into the room and falls flat on his face.
He says "Fock it" and falls into bed.
The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says, "Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink ast night?".
Paddy says, "I did Jess. I was fockin' pissed. But how'd you know?"
"Mick phoned, . . . You left your wheelchair at the pub."
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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sukhwant
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Registered: 8th Sep 04
Location: Leeds
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its really weird, i like it, but i feel bad for finding it funny....
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Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
Location: Cheshire
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*sigh*
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Carr
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Registered: 1st Oct 04
Location: Leicestershire (Home) Ambleside, Lakes (Uni)
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I feel bad for finding that funny
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sunnyb
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Registered: 21st Oct 03
Location: Kent, near Bluewater
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feel bad for what? its a joke!!!!
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leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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Heard that before.
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IntaCepta
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
Location: Mill Hill East, Greater London
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haha my disabled mate told me that joke before, was funny as hell
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Welsh-Cruiser
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Registered: 6th Mar 05
Location: South Wales
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