willay
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Saw this posted on another website so I thought it would be funny to ask you goofs what was your most unsmooth moment?
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Richie B
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i fell into a huge puddle playing football with my lass on wednesday, my pants were soaking 
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willay
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I once ripped my bongo strap during sex (blood everywhere) and was convinced for about an hour afterwards that I was gonig to get aids.
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Half Pint
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My first date with the current mrs, she was saying about her mate who is apparently a good driver...... so i asked of she was a good passenger, me driving a 30 and all cool.
Come up to a roundabout dropped the little beast into 2nd and floored it and had a big time slide round the roundabout,
All impressed with myself turned round with a big grin on my face to see her crying her eyes out and demanding me to stop the car
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Colin
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
I once ripped my bongo strap during sex (blood everywhere) and was convinced for about an hour afterwards that I was gonig to get aids.
^^Yeah thats 1 of my worst moments aswell, and I had to go see the doctor aswell and let him look at it
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Marc
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Which you loved no doubt 
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willay
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lool fuck that, I let my penis redevelope on its own, its a hybrid penis 
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Richie B
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i thought a snapped banjo didnt reheal
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Colin
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It stung when I pee'd and couldnt have sex or wank for about a week after
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Colin
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quote:
Originally posted by Pink
i thought a snapped banjo didnt reheal
Mine did...took about 2 weeks before I could sausage again
I wish I was circumcised....its the only thing a jew has going for them
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Richie B
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stuartmitchell
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quote:
Originally posted by Colin
quote:
Originally posted by willay
I once ripped my bongo strap during sex (blood everywhere) and was convinced for about an hour afterwards that I was gonig to get aids.
^^Yeah thats 1 of my worst moments aswell, and I had to go see the doctor aswell and let him look at it
I ripped mine and that was sore enough, cant imagine snapping it
My mate snapped his and had to get an operation because it healed too tight
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Colin
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Originally posted by Marc
Which you loved no doubt
My penis still smelled of my gf's fanneh....I bet he sniffed the gloves once I left
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dave17
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ohhhh lads less with the painful shite
i remember falling off a kerb with my hands in my pocket one, rolled about 4 time only to land at a group of fit girls feet
i jus took a bow, scattered off and cryed
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Jambo
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quote:
Originally posted by dave17
ohhhh lads less with the painful shite
i remember falling off a kerb with my hands in my pocket one, rolled about 4 time only to land at a group of fit girls feet
i jus took a bow, scattered off and cryed
I think my heart just stopped
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N90ATH
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lol i was round me birds with a few other mates she whispered in my ear to go upstairs so i did and everyone knew wot was goin on but some one shouted something up the stairs as i got to the top and bein a bit pissed sorted triped and rolled back down the stairs and end up breaking a plant pot wid me head lol
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willay
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Ojc
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Finding CorsaSport and becoming addicted
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N90ATH
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^^^^^^^^^^^
agree with ojc on this one
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Tom
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Fucking loads my mates little fitty sister was walking to school  with her mates and I was getting picked up around the corner from mine by a mate, ran straight past them slid over and tonked my foot into a fence
When I was about 9 or 10 got pushed into the school pond, had to sit in my PE kit all afternoon
kids can be so nasty
Had a lit ciggy in my mouth and decided to try and flick it out, the cherry bit ended up on my eye lid told my mam I got stung by a wasp next to my eye
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Carly
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tom u geek
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corb
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@ tony, u nuttah!
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Skipz
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my most unsmooth moment would have to have been when i was 16 was trying to impress the girl i was seeing, tried to jump 6 crates didnt think i was going fast enough so rolled over the top of them crank caught the last crate i went head over tit and landed square on my chin burst it open needed 8 stitches
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VegasPhil
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When I was 15 me and my mates were down the park messing about on the BMX ramp. For some reason I ended up having to get on my BMX quickly and getting away. I got on and my feet slid off the pedals and the pedals flew round and hit me in the shins. The pedals had metal studs on and they tore my skin like (dare i say it :lol ) a split sausage! You can sort of see the scar i still have in this pic. It is about 4-5 inches long!
[Edited on 06-05-2005 by VegasPhil]
Corsa 2.0 16v Vegas - Sold
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mav
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when i started going with the missus, 1st time in her parents house, sitting in the living room and she brought me a coffee.
the cup slipped through my hand and landed flat bottom down on the floor..Was up the walls, over the furniture everything, couldn't believe it...white walls etc..
missus mum came through and was like, oh it doesn't matter, these things happen.
Wonder what she said when i left.............
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