Ojc
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>A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a
>coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his
>bed-side every single day.
>
>One day, when he awoke, he motioned for her to come
>nearer. As she sat by him, his eyes filling with
>tears, he whispered... "You know what? You have been
>with me all through the bad times: When I got fired,
>you were there to support me; when my business failed,
>you were there als; when I got shot, you were by my
>side; when I lost a leg in a car crash, you hel! ped me
>through my convalescence; when we lost the house, you
>stayed right here; when my health started failing, you
>were still by my side.... You know what?" "What dear?"
>she gently replied, smiling as her heart began to fill
>with warmth for her husband. "I really think you're
>bad luck, why don't you just fuck off!"
[Edited on 05-05-2005 by Ojc]
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Pablo
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Skipz
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Half Pint
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3CorsaMeal
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not very nice of him was it
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Tom
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Nasty man
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3CorsaMeal
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do you know this guy ollie?
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Ojc
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>A duck walks into a bar, waddles over to the bartender
>and asks, "Got any grapes?" The barman, clearly
>confused, tells the duck that no, his bar doesn't
>serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves.
>
>The next day, the duck returns and says, "Got any
>grapes?" Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the
>bar does not serve grapes, that it has never served
>grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve grapes. The
>duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves. The
>next day, the duck returns, but before he can say
>anything, the bartender begins to yell: ''Listen,
>duck! This is a bar! We do no! t serve grapes! If you
>ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid
>duck beak to the bar!'' The duck is silent for a
>moment, and then asks, ''Got any nails?'' Confused,
>the bartender says no. ''Good!'' says the duck. ''Got
>any grapes?''
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3CorsaMeal
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A talking duck 
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purple_corsa_gls
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was stuck to the first one.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it thought it was a game
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Ojc
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
do you know this guy ollie?
Its my brother.
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