leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
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> > Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well
> > until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he
> > could arrange a divorce for him.
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> > The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the
> > circumstances and asked him the following questions:
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> > Have you any grounds?
> > Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
> >
> > No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
> > It made of concrete.
> >
> > I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
> > No, we have carport, and not need one.
> >
> > I mean. What are your relations like?
> > All my relations still in Poland.
> >
> > Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
> > We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
> >
> > Does your wife beat you up?
> > No, I always up before her.
> >
> > Is your wife a nagger?
> > No, she white.
> >
> > Why do you want this divorce?
> > She going to kill me.
> >
> > What makes you think that?
> > I got proof.
> >
> > What kind of proof?
> > She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf
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> > in the bathroom. I can read, and it say:
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> > "Polish Remover"
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