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Karen
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30th Apr 05 at 21:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Its a bit posh and I gotta wear a dress

Its the finals of the Bar Personality of the Year award and its a posh do with free champagne and wine and everything else and 5 course meal.


Oh yeah what way do u hold the knife and fork? I dont want to look stupid
leeshez
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30th Apr 05 at 21:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Get ya glad rags on Oh and good luck
CorsAsh
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30th Apr 05 at 21:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Knife and fork are for decoration only. Don't touch them, use your fingers.

It's also customary to show your appreciation of the chef by licking the plate clean.

Don't forget to leave the table with a triumphant belch followed by a rhino power fart. You should have a great evening.
Twiggy
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quote:
Originally posted by foxy lady
Its a bit posh and I gotta wear a dress

Its the finals of the Bar Personality of the Year award and its a posh do with free champagne and wine and everything else and 5 course meal.


Oh yeah what way do u hold the knife and fork? I dont want to look stupid


In each ear....
Karen
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Knife and fork are for decoration only. Don't touch them, use your fingers.

It's also customary to show your appreciation of the chef by licking the plate clean.

Don't forget to leave the table with a triumphant belch followed by a rhino power fart. You should have a great evening.




errrrrrrr noted
Danae
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quote:
Originally posted by foxy lady
I dont want to look stupid


too late for that
Karen
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quote:
Originally posted by leeshez
Get ya glad rags on Oh and good luck


Its my best pal Lauren who is in the finals Im just going coz she gets two tickets and its free booze
CorsAsh
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30th Apr 05 at 21:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by foxy lady
errrrrrrr noted


Why do you seem wary of my advice?
BlitZ
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30th Apr 05 at 21:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
good luck with it

as far as holding knife and fork, you put one in each hand .

Fork on left and knive of the right i think. We never follow how it's supposed to be done. You just eat it and aslong as you don't eat like a complete cunt you're fine.
Karen
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30th Apr 05 at 21:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by foxy lady
errrrrrrr noted


Why do you seem wary of my advice?


Im not honest
Karen
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30th Apr 05 at 21:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by BlitZ
good luck with it

as far as holding knife and fork, you put one in each hand .

Fork on left and knive of the right i think. We never follow how it's supposed to be done. You just eat it and aslong as you don't eat like a complete cunt you're fine.


I may be in trouble then














BlitZ
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30th Apr 05 at 21:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i was thinking that
BlitZ
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also another tip

Laugh at the shitty jokes they will tell on stage. You'll fit in
Karen
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30th Apr 05 at 22:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ok so, so far I got

EAt food with fingers while knife and fork are in my ears, lick the plate clean, fart out loudly as I leave the table and laff at shite jokes
Karen
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30th Apr 05 at 22:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Think I may just sit at the bar and gt drunk
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30th Apr 05 at 22:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yea that'll work too. Just remember to lift your pinky while you're gettin rat arsed
Karen
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30th Apr 05 at 22:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by BlitZ
yea that'll work too. Just remember to lift your pinky while you're gettin rat arsed


I will!

All the papers will be ther so I hope I dont get photographed sitting getting drunk
CorsAsh
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30th Apr 05 at 22:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Get some vids
Karen
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30th Apr 05 at 22:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Get some vids


Dont think my digicam can take vids
Will try get pics though
CorsAsh
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30th Apr 05 at 22:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Get up after the meal, propose a toast, and pop the cork from a bottle of champagne with your thighs on the stage.
BlitZ
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30th Apr 05 at 22:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


[Edited on 30-04-2005 by BlitZ]
Karen
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30th Apr 05 at 22:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
or not..................
R Lee
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30th Apr 05 at 22:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
use knives and forks from the outside first.
Karen
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30th Apr 05 at 22:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Richard Lee
use knives and forks from the outside first.


Your just confusing me now. I thought I had to put them in my ear
CorsAsh
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30th Apr 05 at 22:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
He means stand outside with them in your ears.

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