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Marc
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   28th Apr 05 at 16:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Tomorrow night my mates married lady friend has been let out by her unwitting husband again, and this time shes bringing along her 25yr old sister. So of course i have to go along to make up the numbers! Now last time it was her mate, who i was assured was "gorgeous". She turned out to be as good as bald and had a nose like The Penguin out of Batman!

Im told her sister is stunning, and shes told my mate that her sister the better looking of the two of them. She also forwarded a txt to my mate which read "Shes picking out something SULTRY and SLUTY for next friday! This was a week ago on wednesday!!

Now the bad stuff! She had a nose job a few years ago to sort out the inherited bump in the nose! Shes also got a 5yr old kid.

Oh yeah and her husbands dead.
lozzd
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28th Apr 05 at 16:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
gl & hf!
brummiesxi
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28th Apr 05 at 16:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
do her!
Colin
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28th Apr 05 at 16:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Just tell her how it is marc.....me & u
Marc
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28th Apr 05 at 16:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Dont worry Kolin, ill be thinking of you all night
RCoughtrie
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28th Apr 05 at 17:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by brummiesxi
do her!




would i fook...

poor kid, his dad's passed on and marc's about to rump is mum... and hes only 5, think hes been through enough

[Edited on 28-04-2005 by RCoughtrie]
Colin
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28th Apr 05 at 17:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Marc
Dont worry Kolin, ill be thinking of you all night


xx

Are you going to cut the dead mans grass
Marc
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28th Apr 05 at 17:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Hey im not shagging no 5 yr old
Marc
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28th Apr 05 at 17:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Colin
quote:
Originally posted by Marc
Dont worry Kolin, ill be thinking of you all night


xx

Are you going to cut the dead mans grass



I was thinking more bumming her dry and making her suck it afterwards actually?
RCoughtrie
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28th Apr 05 at 17:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Marc
Hey im not shagging no 5 yr old



Marc
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29th Apr 05 at 17:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
1hr to go
Colin
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29th Apr 05 at 17:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
your going to get bummed
Marc
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29th Apr 05 at 17:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
By you i hope?
sunnyb
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29th Apr 05 at 18:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
least you dont have to sorry bout steppin on anyones toes! go for it mate.

i reckon you're lying to the whole of CS, i bet that last bird (apparent penguin nose) was fit as and you couldn't pull her ner ner
CorsAsh
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29th Apr 05 at 18:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Do her, then dig him up and do him too. Or if he was cremated, wank into his ashes. That'll impress her.
Marc
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30th Apr 05 at 11:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
She was pretty fit, looked abit like kelly from eastenders. Didnt pull her though

As soon as we got to first bar her sister got her a barmans number! When we were in the club guys were flocking round her like Kolin at a sausage convention

Although end of night she couldnt keep her hands off me and i still never pulled her Dont know why im laughing
Marc
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30th Apr 05 at 11:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Crappy pic one on right

MatthewR
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30th Apr 05 at 11:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
she will kill and have your scooby beware
liamC
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Marc
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30th Apr 05 at 13:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Well done Liam.
Antz
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30th Apr 05 at 14:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I once did a lass with a kid... never touched the side... bottomed it out a few times though.... was like sticking a wand up a wizards sleeve it was!
Ojc
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30th Apr 05 at 14:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I would
Antz
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30th Apr 05 at 14:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
I would


You'd fuck a frog if you could stop it hopping!
dna23
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30th Apr 05 at 16:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Antz
I once did a lass with a kid... never touched the side... bottomed it out a few times though.... was like sticking a wand up a wizards sleeve it was!


lmfao wat a lovely way of putting it

 
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