Joke - Corsa Sport - for Vauxhall and Opel Corsa B, Corsa C and Corsa D

Not logged in [Login - Register]

You Are Not Registered Or Not Logged In

Corsa Sport » Message Board » Off Day » Joke

New Topic

New Poll

Subscribe | Add to Favourites

You are not logged in and may not post or reply to messages. Please log in or create a new account or mail us about fixing an existing one - register@corsasport.co.uk

There are also many more features available when you are logged in such as private messages, buddy list, location services, post search and more.

Adam

Member

Registered: 1st May 01
Location: Hurstbourne Tarrant
User status: Offline

28th Apr 05 at 07:03

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one
called Justin and the other called Christian.

The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area. Finally
one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I
wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."

A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted" and lo and behold, Justin turned
into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time passed (as it invariably does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old
mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing
appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious
fish could change him back into a prawn.

He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned
back into a prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a
cocktail. (The punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse).

Looking around the gathering at the reef he realised he couldn't see his old pal.

"Where's Christian?" he asked.

"He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy & became a shark",
came the reply.

Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's
abode. As he opened the coral gate memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted,
"It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."

Christian replied,
"No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your
dinner."

Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed.".........

"I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Christian".

Edd

Member

Registered: 8th Nov 04
Location: Glasgow
User status: Offline

28th Apr 05 at 07:07