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Originally posted by chadjpr
my previous jokes have all been crap, but me bro sent me these nursery rymes, i thought they are funny, chukle at your own will

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.shit

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept beside her, But Little Boy Blue and his
horn.shit

Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you dickhead.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "F*ck him, He's only an
egg.

Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's ass
and turned it's wool to nylon shit

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, coz he was gay.

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill
And now there's little Franky.shit

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.shit

Little Boy Blew.
Hey. He needed the money.shit

Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her thighs
Mary had another skirt
twas split right up the front
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her c**t

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Originally posted by chris_uk
jack and jill went up the hill
for a touch and feel
jack went down but came back with a frown
coz he found that jill was a tranny

[Edited on 27-04-2005 by chris_uk]

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