leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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Lawyers have feelings too (allegedly)
Forget world peace; visualize using your turn signal.
If you believe in telepathy, think about honking.
Don't make me mad. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors
On the journey of life, I choose the psycho path
I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs
To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke off
Procrastinate now
I have a degree in Liberal Arts - do you want fries with that?
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed
Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't asleep.
I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
(Spotted on a passing motorcycle): If you can read this, my wife fell off!
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
BEAUTY is in the eye of the beer holder.
Life would be easier if I had the source code..
I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0!
Driver carries no cash. He's married
Watch out for the idiot behind me
I have the body of a god. Buddha
Honk if you've never seen a gun fired from a moving vehicle
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