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Subject : old man
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> An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up.
> The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
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> The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins.
> "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'.
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> Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?"
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> The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
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> The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
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