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Author Old Age Joke.
TNM
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26th Apr 05 at 08:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn in her wheel chair where the activity's for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't talk very well but she could write notes fairly well when she needed to communicate.

After a short time out on the lawn Grandma started leaning off to the right and some family members grabbed her and straightened her up and stuffed pillows on her right.

A short time later she started leaning off to her left and again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left.

Soon she started leaning forward and the family members again grabbed her and tied a pillow case around her waist to hold her up.

A nephew who arrived late came running up to Grandma, you're looking good, how are they treating you?" Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew, "They won't let me fart."


[Edited on 26-04-2005 by TNM]
Tom
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Adam-D
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26th Apr 05 at 08:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tom
Matt W
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26th Apr 05 at 09:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Adam-D
quote:
Originally posted by Tom
dave17
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it made me chuckle

 
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