Edd
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Scottish Inventions
The average Englishman in the home he calls his castle, slips into his national costume, a shabby raincoat, patented by Charles Mackintosh from Glasgow, SCOTLAND. En route to his office he strides along an English lane surfaced by John Macadam of Ayr, SCOTLAND. Sometimes he drives an English car fitted with tyres invented by John Boyd Dunlop of Dreghorn, SCOTLAND. At the office he receives the mail, bearing adhesive stamps invented by John Chalmers of Dundee, SCOTLAND. During the day he uses the telephone, invented by Alexander Graham Bell, born in Edinburgh, SCOTLAND. At home in the evening, his daughter pedals her bicycle invented by blacksmith Kirkpatrick Macmillan of Dumfries, SCOTLAND. He watches the news on television, invented by John Logie Baird of Helensburgh, SCOTLAND, and hears an item about the U.S. Navy, founded by John Paul Jones of Kirkbean, SCOTLAND. He has by now been reminded too much of SCOTLAND and in desperation he picks up the bible, only to find that the first man mentioned in the good book is a SCOT, King James VI, who authorised its translation. Nowhere can an Englishman escape the ingenuity of the SCOTS. He could take to drink, but the SCOTS make the best in the world. He could take a rifle and end it all, but the breech-loading rifle was invented by Captain Patrick Ferguson of Pitfours, SCOTLAND. If he escaped death, he could find himself on an operating table, being injected with penicillin, discovered by Alexander Fleming of Darvel, SCOTLAND, and given an anaesthetic, discovered by Sir James Young Simpson of Bathgate, SCOTLAND. On coming out of the anaesthetic he would find no comfort in learning that he was as safe as the Bank of England, founded by William Paterson of Dumfries, SCOTLAND.
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sukhwant
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that way too much to read, way to early...dude
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Smiffie
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they are still ginger and and cannot talk properly 
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TNM
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so what? some one has come up with a list of scotish inventions?
Shall we make a list of english inventors to make your list look like a small pile of poo?
Get a life you fool.
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Edd
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Originally posted by TNM
so what? some one has come up with a list of scotish inventions?
Shall we make a list of english inventors to make your list look like a small pile of poo?
Get a life you fool.
pgtf.
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Rus
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pgtf?
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Edd
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smb?
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TNM
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quote:
Originally posted by Edd_20
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Originally posted by TNM
so what? some one has come up with a list of scotish inventions?
Shall we make a list of english inventors to make your list look like a small pile of poo?
Get a life you fool.
pgtf.
FYSC.
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Edd
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Edd
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mom cduk smtv
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Colin
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Contact me and we can exchange fluids - SCOTLAND 
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Colin
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I believe the sausage was invented by a German - Hans Schlong
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Edd
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quote:
Originally posted by Colin
Contact me and we can exchange fluids - SCOTLAND
yes please
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vibrio
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quote:
Originally posted by TNM
so what? some one has come up with a list of scotish inventions?
Shall we make a list of english inventors to make your list look like a small pile of poo?
Get a life you fool.
go on then. list inventions or discovery's that have changed the world as we know it done by english men/woman.
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TNM
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Originally posted by vibrio
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Originally posted by TNM
so what? some one has come up with a list of scotish inventions?
Shall we make a list of english inventors to make your list look like a small pile of poo?
Get a life you fool.
go on then. list inventions or discovery's that have changed the world as we know it done by english men/woman.
GTF you twat.
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vibrio
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quote:
Originally posted by TNM
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Originally posted by vibrio
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Originally posted by TNM
so what? some one has come up with a list of scotish inventions?
Shall we make a list of english inventors to make your list look like a small pile of poo?
Get a life you fool.
go on then. list inventions or discovery's that have changed the world as we know it done by english men/woman.
GTF you twat.
 can you not make such a list then
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Edd
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of course he cant!!its not possible.
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TNM
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Originally posted by Edd_20
of course he cant!!its not possible.
Im not stooping as low as you inbread scotish homos
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Edd
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quote:
Originally posted by TNM
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Originally posted by Edd_20
of course he cant!!its not possible.
Im not stooping as low as you inbread scotish homos
inbread????
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Hammer
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quote:
Originally posted by Edd_20
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Originally posted by TNM
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Originally posted by Edd_20
of course he cant!!its not possible.
Im not stooping as low as you inbread scotish homos
inbread????
Unfortunately we couldnt invent a machine to cure idiots 
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Welsh Dan
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What about Charles Babbage the Englishman, who invented the forerunner to the computer so that monkeys like you can come on and bang on about the Scottish inventors.
Also, I don't know of any Welsh inventors and I don't care.
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Hammer
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world communications were revolutionised by alexander graham bell or monkeys like you wouldnt be able to post flawed logic
[Edited on 25-04-2005 by Sxi04]
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Edd
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Originally posted by Welsh Dan
What about Charles Babbage the Englishman, who invented the forerunner to the computer so that monkeys like you can come on and bang on about the Scottish inventors.
Also, I don't know of any Welsh inventors and I don't care.
my scottish counterparts and i are not monkeys so please go back to your cave
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AK
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im a monkey
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Edd
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well get back in your cage then
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