leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and
>watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men
>playing the next hole.
> The ball hit one of the men, and he immediately
>clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and
>proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man and
>immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a
>physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow
>me," she told him.
> "Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a
>few minutes," the man replied, still in pain, in the fetal position,
>still clasping his hands together in his groin.
> But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to
>help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she
>loosened his pants, and put her hands inside.
> She began to massage him. She then asked, "How
>does that feel?" He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts
>like hell."
>
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i like that one.